Miss Anonymous

(AKA "I Wrote A Song In Response To My Hate Comments")

[Intro]
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
I hope that you're reading this
Eb
Thanks for being honest
Bb
But that's not a compliment
 
 
[Verse 1]
F                                     Cm
I'm getting eight hours of sleep at night
          Eb                        Bb
I've got good friends and I'm doing just fine
         F                   Cm
And I'm not losing my peace of mind
       Eb                    F
Over a stranger across some digital divide
 
 
[Verse 2]
Cm
You think you're safe
Eb
Screaming into outer space
Bb             F
But would you say it to my
F
Say it to my, say it to my face?
           Eb
Would you say it to my
 
Say it to my face?
 
[Chorus]
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
I hope that you're reading this
Eb
Thanks for being honest
Bb
But that's not a compliment
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
Does it boost your confidence?
Eb
Does it clear your conscience?
Bb
Yeah, it's pretty obvious
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
F              Cm       Eb
You get a high every time
Bb
You try to cut me down a size
F              Cm           Eb
You get a high off every time
Bb
You try to cut me down a size
 
 
[Verse 3]
F                       Cm
There's two nice ways I should reply
 Eb          Bb
"No thanks", "goodbye"
F                  Cm
But there's one thing that I'll say to you
Eb
If you think this song's about you, it's true
 
 
[Chorus]
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
I hope that you're reading this
Eb
Thanks for being honest
Bb
But I'm not your therapist
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
Don't know what your problem is
Eb
But this doesn't solve it
Bb
Yeah, it's pretty obvious
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
F          Cm     Eb
You get a high every time
Bb
You try to cut me down a size
F          Cm         Eb
You get a high off every time
Bb                          F
You try to cut me down a size
 
 
[Bridge]
Cm
Hey, Miss Anonymous
Eb
You might think your words are harmless
Bb                       F
But I really wonder if you'd say it to my
              Cm
Say it to my, say it to my face
 Eb
Say it to my, say it to my
 Bb
Come on and say it to my face
 
 
[Chorus]
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
I hope that you're reading this
Eb
Thanks for being honest
Bb
But I'm not your therapist
F
Dear Miss Anonymous
Cm
Don't know what your problem is
Eb
But this doesn't solve it
 
Yeah, it's pretty obvious
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
F         Cm   Eb
You get a high every time
Bb
You try to cut me down a size
F         Cm       Eb
You get a high off every time
Bb                            F
You try to cut me down a size
 
 
[Outro]
Bb  F
Oh,oh, Miss Anonymous