True Crime

Reff : 
         Em                 A
i've got stories that could make
       D                G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em            A
welcome to my life,
         D               G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em               A
 romance and bad guys..
   D                   G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em                       A
and i would tell you the truth,
                    D
but you'd call me a liar..

Em          A
white chalk outline,
D                G
caution tape and flashing lights
Em                   A            D
let me tell you 'bout the night i died..

                   Em     A
i pulled up to the party, wide-eyed,
D               G
thinking that i had arrived
Em                     A            D
eating all my innocence in a cherry pie..
          G
now you'd never believe what

Em                   A
barbies doin' in the bathroom..
                  D
werewolves on the hunt,
                G
it's not even a full moon..
     Em                      A
superman, he don't have superpowers
            D
just liquid courage..
      G
and a little white powder..

Reff : 
         Em                 A
i've got stories that could make
       D                G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em            A
welcome to my life,
         D               G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em               A
 romance and bad guys..
   D                   G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em                       A
and i would tell you the truth,
                    D
but you'd call me a liar..

Em         A
mary had a little crush,
    D                G
but now her heart is broke..
Em            A
said he was a gentleman,
    D               G
but now he's just a ghost..

Em                    A
leaned in, kissed her neck and said,
 D             G
"no one has to know"..
    Em           A
but he told everyone he knows,
    D             G
now mary's just a joke

       Em                         A
prince charming is just a frog in disguise
                  D
who gets a lot of botox
              G
and memorizes his lines..
     Em                      A
even villains look good in a suit and tie
                D
if they have to say it,
              G
well, they're probably not a good guy..

Reff : 
         Em                 A
i've got stories that could make
       D                G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em            A
welcome to my life,
         D               G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em               A
 romance and bad guys..
   D                   G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em                       A
and i would tell you the truth,
                    D   G
but you'd call me a liar..

Em                A
glitter, spandex, porcelain, plastic
D                G
add revenge, but make it romantic
Em               A
why's the ending have to be tragic?
D                          G
 well, that's how you make hollywood magic..

Reff : 
         Em                 A
i've got stories that could make
       D                G
the monsters under your bed cry..
Em            A
welcome to my life,
         D               G
it plays out just like a true crime..

Em               A
 romance and bad guys..
   D                   G
and plot twists and vampires..
Em                       A
and i would tell you the truth,
                    D   G
but you'd call me a liar..

Em                         A
yeah, i would tell you the truth,
                    D           G
but you'd call me a liar, liar, liar, liar..
 Em                         A
yeah, i would tell you the truth,
                    D
but you'd call me a liar..