Hate Comments Song 3

Capo: 5th fret

[Verse 1]
C                   G       Am
 One second in this video I know
F                  C
 That her voice is trash
G                 Am
 She's worse than bad
F             C                  G             Am  F
 Wish I never had listened these songs ruined, yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
C               G               Am
 If you went on X Factor, Simon would say
F                        C
 This is the worst voice I've heard
G                   Am
 You can't polish a turd
F                 C
 She looks like a ghost
          G             Am  F
Literally sounds like a goat
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am  G
O M G!
       C       G    F
I just vomited in a bag (no one likes you, so just stop)
 
 
[Chorus]
               C                    G
You're pretty skinny, you're pretty fat
              Am                        F
You're pretty ugly, yeah, you're pretty bad
C                   G
She's not the best, she's not the worst
   Am                F
It just seems pretty average
Fm                   C
 But at least she's pretty
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
      G
Oh oh oh
      Am           F
Oh oh oh, oh oh, ohoh
 
 
[Verse 3]
        C
Eyebrow color, just no
     G
Your noise is gross
Am                              F
No guy wants a girl with pointy elbows, yeah
    C
She looks like a corpse
       G
You're flat like a board
      Am                      F
Is it possible for her not to look like a...
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am       G
Why this a-hole
         C       G     F
Is still farting on YouTube, no one likes you (like if you agree)
 
 
[Chorus]
               C                    G
You're pretty skinny, you're pretty fat
              Am                        F
You're pretty ugly, yeah, you're pretty bad
C                 G
I'm pretty bored, looks pretty forced
Am                F
Just seems pretty average
Fm                     C
 But at least she's pretty
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
      G
Oh oh oh
      Am           F
Oh oh oh, oh oh, ohoh
 
 
[Bridge]
          C
I'm not a fan anymore ashamed
  G
I hate your cheesy page
      Am                            F
Is it just me or is there something wrong with her face?
 C
Sticking out your stomach
                G
Can't hide your eating disorder, yeah
  Am                              F
I think you look thinner and that makes you look older
N.C.
Shut the f-up, you stupid annoying, no boobs, very white skinny woman
N.C.
No one even likes you anymore
 
 
[Verse 4]
       C
You're useless and not wanted
                  G
So stop trying to hide your stupid feelings
    Am                                  F
And act like nothing happened, you ugly rat
               Fm
Quit YouTube already
 
 
[Chorus]
              C                     G
You're pretty skinny, you're pretty fat
              Am                        F
You're pretty ugly, yeah, you're pretty bad
C                   G
She's not the best, she's not the worst
   Am                F
It just seems pretty average
       N.C.
But at least she's
       C                           G
Pretty basic, pretty trash, pretty awful, pretty bleh
      Am                                    F
She's pretty much the worst thing that I've ever heard
       C                          G
Pretty sucky, pretty flat, pretty ruff, pretty ehh
  Am                                F
I don't know if this could get much worse than that
Fm                   C
 But at least she's pretty
 
 
[Outro]
      G
Oh oh oh
      Am           F
Oh oh oh, oh oh, ohoh
Fm                        C
 But at least she's pretty