Red Flags

[Verse 1]
Gm
The date started off so well
Gm
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
Gm
She was perfect from what I could tell
Gm
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm
My favorite food is fish
Gm
Baby, that's my favorite too
Gm
I love cartoon dogs
Gm
Baby, I love Scooby Doo
Gm
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
Gm
She said, the best movie of all
Gm
A masterpiece of art called
 
[Chorus]
Gm
Human Centipede
Am
Human Centipede
D
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Gm
Human Centipede
Am
Not ironically
D
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
Gm
I like it for the plot
Am
Tell me what the plot's about
D
German doctor sews three people ass to mouth
N.C.
Cool!
Gm
Human Centipede
Am
Please god save me
D
I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
 
[Verse 2]
 D         Dm
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
 F                                     D
I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
 D                                     Dm
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
  F                                                 Gm    Dm
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
 
[Verse 3]
Dm
Why are you blinking so much?
Db
I've got something in my eye
C
Here, let me get it out
Bm
No thank you, I don't wanna die
Bb                           A
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is this because your date is a freak?
Ab
       No
A
Very good then, bon appétit
 
[Bridge]
Gm                       F
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
Gm                           F
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
Gm                             F
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
Bb                          C                        Gm
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm                        F
You could be my world, the love of my life
Gm                         F
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
          Gm                        Am
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
Bb                       C
Only if the wedding is themed
 
Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
 
[Chorus]
Gm
Human Centipede
Am
Human Centipede
D
That way we could save on the catering bill
Gm
Human Centipede
Am
Only one mouth to feed
Dm
If you are the best man, you know the deal (Pucker up)
 
[Post-Chorus]
Gm                  Am
I can finally open myself up to love
D
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
 
[Outro]
Gm
Human Centipede
Am7         D
Human Centipede