Call Your Mother

[Intro]

        F#m                       B
I am an influencer, but what's an influencer do?
      E                      F#
Gotta make a little post and influence you, like
F#m                     B
Brush your teeth, be kind to one another
E                   F#
Take ten minutes to call your mother


F#m
Call your mother, it's been three long weeks now
B
Call your mother, a text is not enough
E
Call your mother, gotta get on the phone
F#
Call your mother, and give your mother a call
F#m
Call your mother, you gotta do what I say
B
Call your mother, 'cause I post on the internet every day
E
Call your mother, this time not tryna sell my shit
F#
Call your mother, I'm telling you to Facetime that hot bitch


F#m
Call your mother, you can give her a call
B
Tell her about how you bought a new cowbell
E
reh-c-cow c-c-cow c-cow-cow
F#
Bet she'd love it if you told her 'bout your new cowbell
F#m
Call your mother, just for a little chat
B
If you were her, you'd probably like that
E
It's called empathy
F#
Use it once in a while, you dumb fuck


F#m
Call your mother, it's been three long weeks now
A
Call your mother, a text is not enough
B
Call your mother,  gotta get on the phone
D                E
go and give your mother a call
F#                   A
You got the power to call your *beeping sounds* mother...
         B
Or don't...Do what you want to do
D           E
I'm not the boss of you


F#m
It's called empathy, you gotta
A
It's called empathy, you gotta
B
It's called empathy,
D              E
Imagine if you were your own mother
F#m                          A
Would you like if your child gave you call?
N.C
If the answer's yes you would
N.C
That means that you should


         F#m                    A
I am an influencer, what can an influencer do?
       E                         F#
Make a stupid fucking song and influence you
        F#m                 A
You can change the world soon if you discover
E                            F#
Don't have to fix everything, just call your mother, fucker


F#m
     Ask about her friends
B
     What she did on the weekend
E
     Is she currently free
F#
     To share her banana cake recipe?
F#m
     You don't have to like banana cake
B
     The entire conservation is symbolic
E                                                F#
     You're choosing to talk about something she likes

     And that is nice


F#m
There's a lot of things on the planet that we can't control
A                          E
War and famiine, do people like me, am I an asshole?
F#
    Wait, you can change that last one
F#m
    You got the power to be a massive sick cunt


F#m                   A
Listen to a friend, instead of going on Instagram
   B                     D          E
Remember someone's name, hello Sam (they remembered my name)
F#m                          A
If you don't do small things just because big things exist
B               E
You are a giant piece of shit


         F#m                    A
I am an influencer, what can an influencer do?
       E                           F#
Film myself without a shirt on and influence you
  F#m                       A
A life on social media, the damage it will do
   E                        B
Is worth it in the end if I just get one person to


F#m
Call your mother, give your mother a call
B
Call your mother, won't take no time at all
A
Call your mother, that shit will feed your soul
F#
Call your mother, and put you in control

F#m   A    E    B