Odds

[Intro]
 
  Cmaj7
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[Verse 1]
 
Cmaj7
This has got to be a joke
F
The universe fuckin' hates my guts
 
Remindin' me "U" and "I" don't spell "US"
Cmaj7
We share different postal codes
F
Maybe that's why I never got the memo
                                N.C.
She's the real deal and I was just a pretty demo
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Cmaj7
And yet my world remains the whole of you to this day
                       F
Doesn't matter what my location says
                        N.C.
I'm always tryna get to you...
N.C.
But shit just happens all the time
 
[Chorus]
C
When I'm there, you're not
 
You're here, I'm caught up with my job
                   Am7/G
And your clingy ex comes back a lot
 
Then she leaves and you shoot your
                                   Am
Shot, but there's someone new I've got
 
And the cycle never stops, no, no
                                      F
But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh
F
Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
                            Cmaj7 [Tab]
I'm never giving up against all odds
 
No, no, no, no, ugh, yeah
 
[Verse 2]
Cmaj7
You're the mind-game mastermind, but
F
What I'd give to make that mind mine to lose, oh, yeah
Cmaj7
'Cause I know you've got somebody
 
My friends say I could have anybody now that I'm somebody
F
But I don't care if I'm nobody to you, oh
 
[Pre-chorus]
Cmaj7
I know it's pathetic but I couldn't care less
                             F
I'd wait until the stars uncross and say yes
                       N.C.
I'll always try to get you, oooh!
 
[Chorus]
C
When I'm there, you're not
 
You're here, I'm caught up with my job
                   Am7/G
And your clingy ex comes back a lot
 
Then she leaves and you shoot your
                                   Am
Shot, but there's someone new I've got
 
And the cycle never stops, no, no
                                      F
But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh
F
Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
                                 Am7/G
I'm never giving up against all odds
 
[Bridge]
Am7/G                                        Am7
Never in my damn favor, I don't want you for later
 
Never was much of a waiter
        F
But I'd wait on you to drink you in
 
Guess it serves me right for even thinkin'
N.C.
When I'm there you should, I don't know, like, call up your boss
N.C.
Probably take the day off
N.C.
Maybe we could change the odds!
 
[Chorus]
 
C
When I'm there, you're not
 
You're here, I'm caught up with my job
                   Am7/G
And your clingy ex comes back a lot
 
Then she leaves and you shoot your
                                   Am
Shot, but there's someone new I've got
 
And the cycle never stops, no, no
                                      F
But there's nobody else I want, oh, oh
F
Don't care how long it takes, my heart is yours to break
                               N.C
I'm never giving up against all odds