Newsflash!

[Intro]
Bb Eb Dm Cm  
(2x)
 
[Verse 1]
Bb                   Eb                 Dm
  Pretty girls all around ya, foolin’ around ya
              Eb
Makin’ you a fool all around, yeah
        Bb                           Eb
Pretty unsurprising honestly, you’re no conundrum
              Dm                         Cm
I heard from Nina, Jenny, Lisa, Chrissy and Cassandra
         Bb                           Eb
I ain’t interested in being a pretty name on your list
        Dm                             Cm
I got dreams and aspirations with prettier lips to kiss
         Bb                               Eb
My mama ain’t give up all hers so I’d be somebody’s tryst
            Dm             Cm
When somebody’s got a Miss
 
[Pre-Chorus 1]
            Dm            Db  Cm
Waiting at home, calling her sister
                   Fm                                 Eb
“I swear this one loves me”, she knew when you first kissed her
 
(Haha)
 
[Hook]
 Bb           F          Gm
Go be someone else’s hangover
       Fm          Eb
You only intoxicate for a second
                            F
Before we’d all wake up mistake-makin’ legends
         Bb                            Gm
For the last time, no I ain’t coming over
       F                     Eb
I ain’t got business witchu, I ain’t got nothing to prove
                  F
There’s no lower I’d ever stoop to
 Cm     F   
Newsflash! I can do better than you
 
[Verse 2]
Bb                             Eb
  Lay bitches down proud and smugly
                  Dm                           Cm
I’ll lay down the ugly, I’d roll in my grave twice ‘fore u touch me
         Bb                             Eb
How you look her in the eye and say “I love you baby”?
              Dm                          Cm
Babe you so shady extra shade ain’t even necessary
               Bb                               Eb
What part of “you don’t get to have me” do you not understand?
         Dm                        Cm
I never ever take my boys or corduroys secondhand
              Bb                              Eb
What kind of world you livin' in Alice? This ain’t Wonderland
         Dm          Cm
You are not in demand
 
[Pre-Chorus 2]
              Dm                 Db    Cm
Don’t it get tiring, leaving so many bruises?
                    Fm                          Eb
Instead of another bitch try undressing your excuses
 
(Seriously though, you should try it sometime)
 
Oh, and
 
[Hook]
 Bb           F          Gm
Go be someone else’s hangover
       Fm          Eb
You only intoxicate for a second
                            F
Before we’d all wake up mistake-makin’ legends
         Bb                            Gm
For the last time, no I ain’t coming over
       F                     Eb
I ain’t got business witchu, I ain’t got nothing to prove
                  F
There’s no lower I’d ever stoop to
 Cm     F
Newsflash! I can do better than you
 
[Bridge]
Bb             Am             Gm
  Firecracker women left and right
                F
No, that don’t make it right
      Eb
That you be up in their sheets at night
        F
While she’s back home doin' only right by you
Bb       Am           Gm
  Mr. Casanova won’t you
              F                      Eb
Save your intrigue and all your techniques
 
You think you sleek but
      F
I’m smart and very, very out of your league
 
(So bye! Have a good week)
 
[Hook]
    Bb           F          Gm
And go be someone else’s hangover
       Fm          Eb
You only intoxicate for a second
                            F
Before we’d all wake up mistake-makin’ legends
         Bb                            Gm
For the last time, no I ain’t coming over
       F                     Eb
I ain’t got business witchu, I ain’t got nothing to prove
                  F
There’s no lower I’d ever stoop to
 Cm     F        
Newsflash! I can do better than you