Wanker

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
F          Dm      Bb
Don't patronize me
      C                 F           Dm      Bb  C
Don't think you have to let me down lightly
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I think you're disillusioned
          Bb            C         F    Dm      Bb    C
You've confused me with someone who cares (who cares)
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
     F         Dm    Bb
I've made my decision
        C            F          Dm    Bb  C
They've offered me a job in television
  F              Dm              Bb             C
Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell
           F           Dm              Bb     C
I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)
Bbm                             Eb
   What goes around, comes around
 
 
[Chorus]
Ab       Fm    Bbm            Eb
Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!
Ab    Fm      Bbm           Eb
Not today but, one day I'll thank her
Ab      Fm  Bbm             Eb
Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!
Ab      Fm      Bbm  Eb
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
         Ab             Fm
Hope you get what you deserve
         Bbm           Eb
Hope you die in some absurd
Ab       Fm       Bbm  Eb
Stupid ridiculous way
         Ab                Fm
Hope you choke on your own spit
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Hope your wife chops off your dick
         Ab               Fm       Bbm  Eb
When she finds out you're secretly gay
 
 
[Verse 2]
Eb
  Well, actually that would make quite a lot of sense
Because you are really rubbish in bed
Besides the point you're horrible, and I hate you
                                              C
You bastard! You really are a horrible bastard
 
F  Dm  Bb  C
F  Dm  Bb  C
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F  Dm  Bb  C
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
     F         Dm    Bb
I've made my decision
        C            F          Dm    Bb  C
They've offered me a job in television
  F              Dm              Bb             C
Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell
           F           Dm              Bb     C
I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)
Bbm                             Eb
   What goes around, comes around
 
 
[Chorus]
Ab       Fm    Bbm            Eb
Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!
Ab    Fm      Bbm           Eb
Not today but, one day I'll thank her
Ab      Fm  Bbm             Eb
Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!
Ab      Fm      Bbm  Eb
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
 
Ab       Fm    Bbm            Eb
Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!
Ab    Fm      Bbm           Eb
Not today but, one day I'll thank her
Ab      Fm  Bbm             Eb
Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!
Ab      Fm      Bbm  Eb
You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh