Fag Hag

[Intro]
G#m  F#
 
G#m  F#
 
 
[Verse 1]
B               D#m  G#m     F#
I like apple pie         and you like banoffee
B                         D#m     G#m   F#
We both love shopping for furniture and meeting for coffee
B                            D#m G#m                F#
We pretend we're into art galleries 'cause it makes us feel clever
B                              D#m          G#m         F#
We're both in our element when we're on our knees, whatever the weather
 
 
[Chorus]
E                                      F#         B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
     E                                     D#m
I'll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E                                      F#         B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
     E                                     D#m
I'll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
 
 
[Verse 2]
B                     D#m G#m    F#
We don't give a fuck (fuck) what people are thinking
B                         D#m      G#m       F#
I know you'll always look out for me when we go out drinking
B                              D#m  G#m                  F#
I can ask you things I can't ask anyone, and you'll give me direction
 B                             D#m            G#m            F#
Apart from me, you're the only other person I know who reads the travel section
 
 
[Chorus]
E                                      F#         B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
     E                                     D#m
I'll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E                                      F#         B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
     E                                     D#m
I'll never make you feel sad when you come out to play
 
 
[Instrumental]
B  D#m G#m  F#
B  D#m G#m  F#
 
 
[Chorus]
E                                      F#         B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
     E                                     D#m
I'll never make you feel sad when you come out to play (out to play)
E                                      F#         B
I could be your fag hag, and you could be my gay (be my gay)
     E                                     D#m
I'll never make you feel sad when you come out to play