Trust Funds

[Intro]
G C Em D
 
[Verse 1]
G
I've got a lover
    C
She lives in the suburbs
     Em
Eats trust funds for supper
      D                  G
Got a Range for her birthday
 
And a Beamer
C
Seen them on Insta
       Em
Had to laugh at the picture
           D                G      C
'Cause she can't even drive yet
 
[Verse 2]
G
She's got a brother
C
He took a gap-year
   Em
To Papua New Guinea
          D                     G
Says he's found himself spiritually
 
I'd like to slap him
C
Just to see what happens
Em
I'm not gonna chance it
     D                 G      C
He's paying all my uni fees
 
[Verse 3]
G
As for the father
C
He's never home much
Em
Wife's on her lonesome
D                    G
Cozy with the tеnnis coach
             C
But the cash papers the cracks
    Em
And I don't likе to ask
    D                     G      C      Em      D
No, I don't like to get involved
 
[Verse 4]
G
I've got a lover
C
Not much in common
    Em
She talks about nothing
      D                     G
She's driving me around the bend
 
"Listen, darling
C
I'm so not bothered
Em
Which dress you're gonna
D                     G      C      Em      D
Wear to town this weekend"
 
[Verse 5]
G                     C
When I call her up at night
                            Em
All of her problems I can't relate to
                              D                      G
And I get to thinking, "Well, why the hell am I with you?"
                       C                                  Em
Then I think of all my friends out stacking shelves and I realise
           D                          G      C
"Oh, yeah, no one pays as well as you do"
 
[Outro]
                    Em
Then I fall back in love with you
        D                G
And the emptiness inside subsides
      C                         Em
As we pull up to your gated residential
             D           G
And you're inviting me inside
        C                       Em
And you ask me what I'd like to do
            D                G
And I say, "Darling, I don't mind"
        C                        Em
And you ask me what I'd like for supper
            D                        G
And I say, "Trust funds will be just fine"