My Funeral

[Intro]
 
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[Verse 1]
 
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Imagine if I took my life, gave up on love and died tonight
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I wonder who would cry for me
     B
I'll never know, I'll never see
     B/F#                          C#                    Bmaj7
But I can still pretend, it's so magical to think about the end
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The ones I loved would blame themselves
     B
And wish that I'd reached out for help
     F#                           B
And everybody else would try to analyze my suicide
     B/F#                C#                   Bmaj7
Everybody wants to cry about some famous kid that died
 
 
[Chorus]
 
   Bmaj7                        F#
Tonight I'll light a candle and fantasize my funeral
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
 
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[Verse 2]
 
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All my bitch-ass enemies would blame themsеlves for killing me
   F#                      B
Confess it in a еulogy, regret the things they said to me
   B/F#                            C#                         Bmaj7
My album would sell better and I'd probably trend on social media
F#                         B
Everybody wants to say, "I just saw him the other day"
   F#
Pretend that they were close to me
    B
For thoughts and prayers and sympathy
B/F#                  C#                             Bmaj7
Everybody wants to be best friends with the recently deceased
 
 
[Chorus]
  Bmaj7                         F#
Tonight I'll light a candle and fantasize my funeral
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
 
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[Verse 3]
 
  F#
I know it's not my time to go
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I still have so much room to grow
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Secretly I think about the people I can't live without
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There's so much hate I wish to fight
   C#                         Bmaj7
So much here to keep myself alive
    Bmaj7                              F#
The truth is I'm afraid of death, I never could commit to that
      Bmaj7                         F#
While immigrants and refugees ride blow up rafts through deadly seas
    Bmaj7                           F#
And here I am a privileged me with no concept for suffering
  Bmaj7                                                F#
I think I'll shut the fuck up and donate to a charity
 
 
[Bridge]
 
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              Bmaj7
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
 
 
[Chorus]
  Bmaj7                         F#
Tonight I'll light a candle and end this stupid ritual