Misfit Biscuit

[Verse 1]
Ebmaj7                                             Fm7
When I was down and depressed, I thought you would be there
               Bb7                                    Ebmaj7
I thought that you would care and lend a hug or maybe two
                                               Fm7
But you never listen or notice my angry little anxious eyes
    Bb7                        Gm7 C7
I'm tired of lies and all that shit
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Fm7                Bb7
I'm too alone to condone my sorrow
Gm7                        C7
You're doing fine thinking 'bout tomorrow
       Fm7            Bb7            Eb
Whilst all that I can think about is this, yeah
 N.C.
(One, two, three, four)
 
 
[Chorus]
Ab                         Gm7                     Gb
How lonely life is for the misfit (How lonely life is for the misfit)
Fm7            Bb7        Ebmaj7      Eb7
Sitting on his own with a biscuit or two
   Ab             Bb       Gm7        Cm7
No people to talk with, no message to send
F7                                    Abm             Bb7
Maybe soon he'll make a friend, so he doesn't have to pretend
 
 
[Verse 2]
Ebmaj7                                      Fm7
Maybe it's me that deduces when my life has got to this
    Bb7                                   Ebmaj7
I'm taking the piss and blocking out your love (Blocking all your love)
                                              Fm7
Or maybe I'm boring, you're snoring at all my silly quirks
   Bb7                       Gm7  C7
My fancy shirts and all that stuff
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Fm7                 Bb7
My fucking brain is insane and lonely
   Gm7                      C7
To trust and confide with a friend, if only
    Fm7            Bb7            Ebmaj7
But all that I can think about is this, yeah (This, yeah)
 
 
[Chorus]
Ab                         Gm7                     Gb
How lonely life is for the misfit (How lonely life is for the misfit)
Fm7            Bb7        Ebmaj7      Eb7
Sitting on his own with a biscuit or two (Or maybe three)
   Ab             Bb       Gm7        Cm7
No people to talk to, no message to send
F7                                    Abm             Bb
Maybe soon he'll make a friend, so he doesn't have to pretend
 
 
[Bridge]
Eb   Gm  Gb Fm7   Bb7       Eb7
Pretend, pretend (pretend, pretend, pretend)
Ab            Bb          G  G7                     Cm
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
F7                                    Ab              Bb7
Maybe soon he'll make a friend, so he doesn't have to pretend
 
 
[Outro]
    Ab             Abm                Gm7   Gb7
Now one day I will wake up from these dreams
    Fm7               Bb7         Eb    C
And find that life is never as it seems
Fm             Bb7        Gm7               Cm
One day I will find them, one day they will care
    F7
And sit me down, and be my friend
     Abm            Bb       Eb
So I do not have to pretend anymore (anymore)