Microwave

[Intro Verse]
Dear people of the universe
A                    A6
Bluebells are purple, Greenland’s not green
Amaj7                    A6
My pinkie’s not pink, so what does it mean?
A                  A6
Roses are red, but my name’s not Dave
Amaj7                    A
(Are you drunk?) I’m not drunk
      Dmaj7
Microwave
N.C.                       A  A6
Do you know what I’m saying
        Amaj7               A6
Do you know what I’m saying
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m          E
Lying on the kitchen floor
  B7
I know I shouldn’t do it but I wanna do it more
 
[Chorus]
D                     Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
                  A
What did you just say
                     E
Did you just call me pretty?
               Bm7
You must be mistaken
                 E7
Or talking to a mirror
                       A
Sorry, I’m bad at words
 
[Verse 2]
A                   Amaj7
Maths is yellow and science is blue
A7                  Dmaj7
Marmite’s gross and so are you
C#m7                         F#m7
Scotland isn’t real Nicholas Cage isn’t either
Bm7              E7
Yesterday I made friends with a spider
Dm
Oh em gee
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F#m          E
Lying on the kitchen flooring
B7
I bet you think that I’m boring
 
[Chorus]
D                   Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
                  A
What did you just say
                       E
Did you just call me pretty?
              Bm7
You must be mistaken
               E7(b9)
Or talking to a mirror
‘Cause you’re telling lies
 
[Bridge]
Bm7  E7(b9)       A
     You’re so stupid
F#7       Bm7
I’m going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
E7(b9)
ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da
A  Aaug  A6  G7add13
 
[Chorus]
D                    Bm7
Wait, sorry I zoned out
                   A
What did you just say
                      E
Did you just call me pretty?
Wowww
Bm7                  E7(b9)
Yeah, la la-la la la laaa
N.C.
Sorry I’m so bad at this
 
[Outro]
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm           E         G#
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm           E         G#
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm           E         G#
A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you
(softer)
A   D      Bm      E      A
  I put my heart inside a microwave
  D            Bm
A microwave, a microwave