Capo: 1st fret
[Intro]
N.C.
[Verse 1]
C F C F
One year ago it was snowin' like crazy and we bought two sleds and a bottle
C F C F
Ran to the top of the hill and you raced me back down and we kissed at the bottom
C F C F
Memories we made that are useless today and that I wish I could have forgotten
C F C F
'Cause early December we finally broke up but now Christmas feels just like a coffin
[Pre-Chorus]
C F
We could have waited
Am G Em7
'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
F Am G
Eyy, eyy
[Chorus]
C F
Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
C F
Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
[Post-Chorus]
C F
Santa's fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people
[Verse 2]
C F C F
I can't walk into a mall 'cause this holiday-music makes me want to die
C F C F
Every time I see a snowman, it's mood 'cause that's really how I feel inside
C F C F
Everything's red or it's green but the coca is white and lonely is blue
C F C F
All that I want this Christmas is amnesia and good dick from somebody new
[Pre-Chorus]
C F
We could have waited
Am G Em7
'Til after the parties when everyone asked where you were
F Am G
Eyy, eyy
[Chorus]
C F
Merry Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
C F
Christmas, merry nothing, this December sucks
Am F
I'm alone under a mistletoe while you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
C F
Santa Claus ain't real, he's fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people, fake just like most people
[Outro]
C F
Santa's fake just like most people
Am F
Fake just like most people
[Verse 1]
One year ago it was snowin' like crazy
And we bought two sleds and a bottle
Ran to the top of the hill
And you raced me back down
And we kissed at the bottom
Memories we made that are useless today
And that I wish I could have forgotten
'Cause early December we finally broke up
But now Christmas feels just like a coffin
[Pre-Chorus]
We could have waited
'Til after the parties
When everyone asked where you were
Eyy, eyy
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe
While you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)
(Fake just like most people)
Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe
While you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)
(Fake just like most people)
[Post-Chorus]
Santa's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)
[Verse 2]
I can't walk into a mall
'Cause this holiday-music makes me want to die
Every time I see a snowman, it's mood
'Cause that's really how I feel inside
Everything's red or it's green
But the coca is white
And lonely is blue
All that I want this Christmas is amnesia
And good dick from somebody new
[Pre-Chorus]
We could have waited
'Til after the parties
When everyone asked where you were
Eyy, eyy
[Chorus]
Merry Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe
While you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)
(Fake just like most people)
Christmas, merry nothing
This December sucks
I'm alone under a mistletoe
While you're fuckin' a slut somewhere
Santa Claus ain't real
He's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)
(Fake just like most people)
[Post-Chorus]
Santa's fake just like most people
(Fake just like most people)
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