Let's Go Get Stoned

[Intro]
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I swear sometimes you're taking me for granted.
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I swear sometimes that you're a whore.
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I swear but I know there ain't no reason
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'cause everything is such a bore.
 
[Verse 1]
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Last night I had a dream, oh it made me sick,
(N.C.)
saw you in your bedroom suckin' someone else's dick.
(my goodness!)
 
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My friends all laughed, said it was my fault,
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said it's time that it happened to me,
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but I know that the show was much more than a blow, so I'm
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waiting for the tide to get low,
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waiting for the tide to get low.
 
(bassline)
 
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[Verse 2]
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If I was an ant crawlin' upon the wall,
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tell me, baby, would it make no difference at all?
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If I was a roach on a tree
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tell me, would you smoke me?
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Bright lights put me in a trance,
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but it ain't house music, makes me wanna dance. (Word!)
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I don't gamble but I bet
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I'm gonna die if I don't get a cigarette.
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Just because I always play the mac.
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Put the monkey on my back.