iPhone

[Intro Chorus]
C#m                       C#m   B 
   She says she's only got one type,
A
I took her to the side
                              E
I said I must've changed your mind,
                           G#   G#   B
Yeah, I could change your life,
 
C#m                        C#m B
   She says she's only got one type,
A
I took her to the side
                              E
I said I must've changed your mind,
                           G#   G#   B   E 
Yeah, I could change your life,
 
 
[Verse]
            G#
I'd love to tell you that I
C#m      A       E
advocate to eradicate
     G#
poverty
                 C#m           A            E
Or that I give a toss about astrology but I don't
     G#               C#m                      A
-I'm actually quite a shitty conversationalist,
C                                B
especially when I'm trying to be funny
 
I'd love to tell you about
   E             G#                 C#m
my job my Brexit views and shit the lot
        A
my own opinions
       E
on the virus
    G#        C#m
-my favourite spot,
            A               E          G#       C#m
I'd love to tell you if I'm ever truly happy or not,
             A
but you know what, actually
C                          B
 all I give a fuck about is money, so please-
 
                  E              G#            C#m
Waffle about your star sign your kids and your type,
            A                 E
I'd love to tell you about my shoes,
           G#                     C#m *       A
my car, my jacket, my top, and my watch price,
                 E         G#
I think I made a lot this year,
       C#m                     A
and it wouldn't be bragging to say that I'm sweet,
C
 she earns 2k a month, I see,
    B
and I make that back in a week
 
                  E                       G#
You think I waste time with the family to feed?
                C#m
You know I'm an island like
          A
Simon and Garf in the sea,
   E                       G#
My life is a film and it's starring a me,
C#m       A
actually,
        E            G#
if you take a look inside you,
  C#m             A
I think you'll realize you
    C                             B
you talk so much about yourself nobody fucking likes you!
 
 
[Chorus]
C#m                       C#m   B 
   She says she's only got one type,
A
I took her to the side
                              E
I said I must've changed your mind,
                           G#   G#   B
Yeah, I could change your life,
 
C#m                        C#m B
   She says she's only got one type,
A
I took her to the side
                              E
I said I must've changed your mind,
                           G#   G#   B   E 
Yeah, I could change your life,
 
 
[Bridge]
E
 
E
This is my favourite phone,
E
It's the brand new iPhone,
E
with a hydraulic engine
E
-how cool is that?-
 
E
The screen is made of glass to keep some
E
degree of class, but behind
C                                  B
an electromagnetic mass of pure vibranium -what's that you ask?-
 
E
It's the new metal alloy
E
invented by Apple Inc,
E
A blend of titanium, iron and diamond,
E
and topped with a layer of zinc
E
-a wonderful thought I think-
E
And the back is made of gold,
E
it's so comfortable to hold,
  C
a million when it was sold,
    B
but fuck it it's already old!
 
 
[Chorus]
C#m                       C#m   B 
   She says she's only got one type,
A
I took her to the side
                              E
I said I must've changed your mind,
                           G#   G#   B
Yeah, I could change your life,
 
C#m                        C#m B
   She says she's only got one type,
A
I took her to the side
                              E
I said I must've changed your mind,
                           G#   G#   B
Yeah, I could change your life,
 
 
[Outro]
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