If I Were Rock And Roll

CAPO: 7th FRET
 
INTRO:
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VERSE:
             G                Em
If I were a NASCAR man going round and round
          Cadd9               D
Yeah, you know I'd be number three
               G                 Em
If I were the best damn football in the south
Cadd9        D
I'd be the SEC
 
                 G                  Em
And if I were a Velcro stitched up stars and stripes
        Cadd9              D
You can bet I'd be flying proud
 G                       Em
Pressed on the chest of America's best
       Cadd9              D
Putting bad dudes in the ground
 
 
CHORUS:
               G           Em
And if I were rock 'n' roll
                Cadd9           D
I'd be a middle finger in your face
             G       Em
If I were a lost soul
                 Cadd9           D
I'd be in church more than just Sunday
 
                 G            Em
And if for some reason I was Jesus
           Cadd9               D
I'd have a lot of forgiving to do
 
    Em     D       Cadd9
And if I weren't a fool
N.C.
Girl, I'd still be with you
 
G Em Cadd9 D
 
 
VERSE:
             G                       Em
If I were a granddaddy rocking on a rocking chair
           Cadd9           D
I'd have a grandson on my lap
             G                 Em
If I were a first time there, front porch stare
    Cadd9               D
I'd pray she kissed me back
 
                 G                 Em
And if I were a rebel kid meeting with the man
        Cadd9            D
Hearing Johnny Don't Do That
        G                   Em
With a guitar strapped, I'd go all black
        Cadd9            D
Tell 'em all to kiss my ass
 
 
CHORUS:
           G           Em
If I were rock 'n' roll
                Cadd9           D
I'd be a middle finger in your face
             G       Em
If I were a lost soul
                 Cadd9              D
I'd be in church more than just Sunday
 
                 G            Em
And if for some reason I was Jesus
           Cadd9               D
I'd have a lot of forgiving to do
 
    Em     D       Cadd9
And if I weren't a fool
       D                   G Em Cadd9
Girl, I'd still be with you
 
       D                 G Em Cadd9 D  G
Yeah, I'd still be with you
 
 
BREAK:
             Am7
If I were a smart man
 
I wouldn't just write you a song
                  Cadd9
Straight from the heart and
 
And pray you turned it on
 
              G                  Em
And know I'd step it up and I'd mean it
       Cadd9           D
When I look into your eyes
           G             Em
And I'd be on my way to Denver
           Cadd9          D
And I'd be holding you tonight
 
 
CHORUS:
               G           Em
And if I were rock 'n' roll
                Cadd9           D
I'd be a middle finger in your face
             G       Em
If I were a lost soul
                 Cadd9              D
I'd be in church more than just Sundays
 
                 G            Em
And if for some reason I was Jesus
           Cadd9               D
I'd have a lot of forgiving to do
 
    Em     D       Cadd9
And if I weren't a fool
       D
Girl, I'd still be with you
 
G Em Cadd9
 
             D                 G  Em
Yeah, yeah, I'd still be with you
 
Cadd9              D                 G
I'd still be, oh, I'd still be with you
 
     Em               Cadd9
Yeah I'd still be, oh, I'd still be, oh
 D                 G Em Cadd9
I'd still be with you
       D                 G
Yeah, I'd still be with you