Dumbest Girl Alive

[Intro]
 
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                                Woo!
 
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(Or the chords that go over:)
 
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
Dm Gm A5
 
 
[Verse]
Dm                        Gm                              A5
  If you think I'm stupid now, you should see me when I'm high
A5                      Dm
And I'm smarter than I look, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                   Gm                   A5     Dm
I took ten Advils today, I've got bruises on my thighs
Dm                   Gm                     A5   Dm
Plus I gave away my brain, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                       Gm                       A5      Dm
I've got lightning in my veins, walk around like Frankenstein
Dm                  Gm                    A5     Dm
I did science on my face, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                   Gm                       A5   Dm
Never ask me what I think, don't know why you even try
Dm                         Gm                    A5     Dm
'Cause I'll always get it wrong, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                   Gm                   A5     Dm
Money coming from my mouth, money coming from my eyes
Dm                    Gm                    A5     Dm
And I keep on losing count, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                         Gm                 A5      Dm
A-A-And I'm picking up the pace, I'm so happy I could die
Dm                Gm                     A5   Dm
Put emojis on my grave, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                  Gm                    A5    Dm
And I feel so dangerous, when you say I'm doing fine now
Dm                  Gm                    A5    Dm
Guess that's how it goes, I'm the dumbest girl alive
Dm                    Gm                A5           Dm
Texts, texts, texts, texts like you're tryna start a fight
Dm                           Gm                   A5    Dm
Yeah, I'll fuckin' text you back, I'm the dumbest girl alive
 
 
[Bridge]
 
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  Why you wanna pout? Is there something in your eye?
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  Can you show me how? Can you show me how to
 
(This over lyrics:)
 
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[Outro]
 
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                                cry?
 
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