Dirtylaundry (Ukulele)

Capo: 3rd fret

[Verse]
 
(burps)
               C
I'll do you like my dirty laundry
                         D
I'll treat you lie a toy so I can brag to all the boys
              Gm
Bout how I never get lonely
                     Cm
I'm thinkin through the day about how I'm getting laid
        Am
I'll get you hot and bothered
             G                         F
I'll bring you to a boil, then I'll dump you in the soil
            A
You'll never find another
               Dm
Who gets you off in bed like how I always did
       B
I'm depressed, but still lit
             Am
Painted nails, fuck your bitch
        C                         Gm
Used to be the sad boy, now I'm happy that I live
            Cm
If you wanna talk about respect
          Em
You get what you give
          D                  Cm
Least I didn't get paid 500 bucks to suck a- (woo)
         C
Lately I've just been bored
       Dm                       A
Cause I'm sober and alone, I just need someone to hold
                D
Got a couple issues buried deep down
                   G
They're covered up in sin, but they're only paper thin
              Em                    C
I wanna close my eyes, go somewhere far away
          Am
To then, why does sixteen seem like such better days
                    B
I try to hide the pain, that's why I get fucked up
    Bm                    C7
Catch me at the club like yeah, yeah, yeah
           Cm
My instincts get the best of me
                                  A
Sometimes I feel like God is testing me
   Am                             G
The self will run riot, I'm run by design, oh
 
Shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh oh
 
Shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh oh
 
Whadadadada, whadadadada, whadadadada, whadadadada
 
Oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh, oh, shadada, uh oh
          C 
I'll do you like my dirty laundry
             D 
I'll treat you lie a toy so I can brag to all the boys
               Gm 
Bout how I never get lonely
           Cm 
I'm thinkin through the day about how I'm getting laid
              Am 
I'll get you hot and bothered
           G                          F 
I'll bring you to a boil, then I'll dump you in the soil
             A
You'll never find another
            C
Who gets you off in bed like how I always did
                 Em
Like how I always did, like how I always did
 
Like how I always did, how I always did