Country Stuff

INTRO:
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I tell you right here if I was Shane McAnally, what I'd do
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I tell you what I'd do
 
I'd put it right here, I'd put
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  a-wink woo no-no     a-wink woo no-no  a-wink woo wano-no no-no
 
VERSE:
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I like beer that's cheap and cold
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I like chairs that rock and fold
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I like long cut wintergreen Skoal
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And Redman's what I chew
 
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I got a yard full of car parts in it,
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I can dress you a hog in a minute
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Yeah, my number one amendment
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Is gonna have to be number two 'cause
 
CHORUS:
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I like shooting ducks and bucks
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I like mud tires on my truck
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I like old blue jeans, guitar strings,
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And dirt roads, ya know
 
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I like girls that like the woods
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I like kissing 'em on the hood
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I like green tractors, Dukes of Hazzard and grits
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You know, (here we go) country stuff
 
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Country stuff, country stuff
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 I like country stuff
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Country stuff, country stuff
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I like country stuff
 
VERSE:
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Hey, I sip whiskey from the handle,
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I got dogs named Jack and Daniel
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Yeah, my favorite shirts are flannel
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And I tear up some turnip greens
 
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Now taxidermy, that's art,
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Favorite movie, you serious, Clark?
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You know I love fishing in the dark,
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The song and the real thing (here we go)
 
CHORUS:
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I like shooting ducks and bucks
      Cadd9
I like mud tires on my truck
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I like old blue jeans, guitar strings,
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And dirt roads, ya know
 
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I like girls that like the woods
       Cadd9
I like kissing 'em on the hood
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I like green tractors, Dukes of Hazzard and grits
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You know, (here we go) country stuff
 
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Country stuff, country stuff
Cadd9
 I like country stuff
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Country stuff, country stuff
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I like country stuff
 
VERSE:
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Yeah, I'm talking 'bout tin roof rains, front porch swings
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Back door, front door, both got screens
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Calling turkeys, beef jerky, sweet tea
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Y'all, it's all good
 
CHORUS:
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I like shooting ducks and bucks
       Cadd9
I like mud tires on my truck
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I like old blue jeans, guitar strings,
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And dirt roads, ya know
 
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I like girls that like the woods
       Cadd9
I like kissing 'em on the hood
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I like green tractors, Dukes of Hazzard and grits
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You know, country stuff 
 
OUTRO:
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Walker, grits does not rhyme with stuff
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Aw man I'm just trying to feed the kids
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Just say it man, just say what it  is
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You can say s**t, you can't say that on the radio man
 
You're a wuss man