Aint Fair

[Verse 1]
Eb                          Ab
Duck had a problem with his leg
                Gm
And I wanted to fix it
                Bb
But it's in his head
Eb                   Ab
Sheep was out on the road
               Gm
All bloody and dead
                 Bb
She was hit by a car
                     Eb
There's worms in her head
 

[Interlude]
Eb Ab Gm Bb
 
[Verse 2]
Eb                         Ab
I've got a problem with my brain
      Gm
And I know that it's silly
                  Bb
But knowing ain't change
Eb                        Ab
I've got an issue with my insides
And outsides
Gm              Bb
It makes people stare

 
[Refrain]
               Eb    Ab   Gm   Bb
And that ain't fair, air, air, air
               Eb    Ab   Gm   Bb
And that ain't fair, air, air, air

 
[Chorus]
Cm                 Gm
I was a child just like you
Ab
We would've played together
      Bb
If we went to the same school
Cm               Gm
I am a child and so are you
   Ab                          Bb
We both have a new job but the body's all that grew

 
[Refrain]
               Eb  F Eb Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Fm Gm  Bb
And that ain't fair,       air,     air,      air
               Eb  F Eb Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Fm Gm  Bb
And that ain't fair,       air,     air,      air

 
[Instrumental]
Eb Ab Gm Bb x2

 
[Chorus]
Cm                 Gm
I was a child just like you
Ab
We would've played together
      Bb
If we went to the same school
Cm               Gm
I am a child and so are you
   Ab                          Bb
We both have a new job but the body's all that grew

 
[Refrain]
               Eb    Ab   Gm   Bb
And that ain't fair, air, air, air
               Eb    Ab   Gm   Bb
And that ain't fair, air, air, air