You Deserve An Oscar Quiet

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Clap your hands and catch a fly
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Bite an apple, shut your eyes
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Moisturize, your skin is dry
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Ghosts are ringing off the bell
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Tell your friends you're doing well
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Call a doctor 'bout your health
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[Chorus]
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And I think you deserve an Oscar
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For pretending nothing's wrong
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Every day there's something else
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But you carry yourself
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Like the greatest actor
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Acting like the world is not
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Breaking up before your eyes
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You deserve a prize
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Ooh
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[Verse 2]
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Take a supplement for sun
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Try and sleep with everyone
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Know you're doing nothing wrong
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Kiss the season on the mouth
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Go for walks and hug a clown
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All the funny ones are so down
 
 
 
[Chorus]
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And I think you deserve an Oscar
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For pretending nothing's wrong
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Every day there's something else
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But you carry yourself
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Like the greatest actor
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Acting like the world is not
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Breaking up before your eyes
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You deserve a prize
 
 
 
[Bridge]
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Watch a war under the sheets
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Get a coffee down the street
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Plastic bags in harmony
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Everybody's incomplete
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And who's the best at saving face?
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Who's the toughest in the race?
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Forget the Pope, you have the grace
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You're my nomination
 
 
 
[Chorus]
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And you deserve an Oscar
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For pretending nothing's wrong
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Every day, it bursts the seams
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But you put on your jeans
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Like the greatest actor
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Acting like the world is not
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Breaking up and slowly dying
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You deserve a prize
 
 
 
[Outro]
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