Willard!

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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You know I couldn't hurt a fly, my friend.
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I'm not the type to step on ants.
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I've nearly cried for moths that die at porchlight lamps.
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More for the plights of mice than men.
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See, I myself have been stepped on so many times
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It's started to feel like my place.
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I've failed to fit in into those nests that scrape the sky
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Is there room for me in your cage?
 
[Chorus 1]
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Animals are people too, but these people are animals
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Hunt in packs and act as though that proves we can't survive alone
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And I guess we just evolved disgust for prevention of infection though
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Shame was an invention made for prisons, pales, and pest control
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Yeah, sure, thumbs are great and all–
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But I just get bear necessities, hakuna matatas and c'est le vie's
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Que sera sera's, what a crock. I mean
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Big talk for a chimpanzee.
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You might seem behind bars, but friend, this cage is inside out.
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It's awful out here, Socrates.
 
[Verse 1]
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I've never understood what humans do and want
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It's quite confusing to me to try to connect.
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Never learned how I should feel, instincts somehow stunted
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Just seem haunted by my stupid urge to protect.
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Until frustration makes me wish my teeth were sharp as yours
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Chew through their garage doors, these carnivores will no more use my heart
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They'll call me crazy but their words all seem made-up to me
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Maybe they just need more friendship like yours.
 
[Chorus 2]
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So gather 'round Pandora's Skinner's Box, look through the one-way mirror
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If you can see in shades of gray the colors are much clearer
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Oh, my friend, you've got a friend in me. Let's go and make more enemies.
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Although my eyes face forward, climb up on my shoulder, sure you'll see
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my point of view. I'd bring you with me
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to my office in my pocket, but the world would put us down.
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Lock me up and toss the key
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You might seem behind bars, but friend, this cage is inside out
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It's dangerous out here, Socrates.
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It's lonely out here, Socrates.
 
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[Outro]
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