[Intro]
Dm Gm Dm
Dm Gm Fm Dm
 
[Verse 1]
 Dm                  Gm          Dm
Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
   Dm                   Gm        Dm
A flashin' message says today therapy
   Dm                            Gm            Dm
Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
  Bb            F                   C
But I'm getting better that's what some people think
 
[Verse 2]
  Dm                     Gm         Dm
Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
  Dm                          Gm            Dm
Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings
  Dm                          Gm             Dm
My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears
 Bb           F              C
Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears
 
[Chorus]
  F        Bb             F
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Bb            F                C         F
These are the things that terrify me the most
  F        Bb              F
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
               Bb       F               C
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh
 
[Verse 3]
Dm                            Gm              Dm
Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride
     Dm                          Gm          Dm
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
     Dm                     Gm             Dm
They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
  Bb                 F         C
But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream
 
[Chorus]
  F        Bb             F
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   Bb          F              C          F
These are the things that terrify me the most
    F      Bb             F
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
               Bb         F               C    F
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh
 
[Bridge]
Bb    Dm         Gm         Bb      Dm             Gm
I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block
 Bb          Dm                Gm
He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
       F             C
The neighborhood is still in shock
 F           Bb       F
La la la la, la la la la
Bb       F         C        F
La la la la, la la la la la la
 
[Verse 4]
Dm                      Gm         Dm
So many dragons lurking out in the fog
     Dm              Gm             Dm
So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
     Dm                      Gm              Dm
It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
 Bb        F               C            F
I need protection from the things in my head like
 
[Chorus]
  F        Bb             F
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   Bb          F               C         F
These are the things that terrify me the most
  F         Bb            F
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
               Bb        F              C    F
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh
              Looked in my laptop what did I see
A flashing message said today therapy
Rather walk through fire
Than converse with my shrink
But I'm getting better
That's what some people think

Talk about denial
And dysfunctional things
Head's like a bell somedays
It dongs and it dings
My brain playing tricks on me
It likes to shift gears
Spend lots of money
But I'm tackling my fears

Vampires, mummies and the holy ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
Scares me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghost

Had a dream last night
Took a time traveling ride
Back to my childhood
Where those monsters reside
They snack on innocence
And dine on self-esteem
But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

Vampires, mummies and the holy ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
Scares me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghost

I was never ever frightened
By the murderer on our block
He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
The neighborhood is still in shock
La, la, la, la, la

So many dragons lurking out in the fog
So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
I need protection from the things in my head

Vampires, mummies and the holy ghost
These are the things that terrify me the most
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
Scares me like vampires, mummies and the holy ghost              
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