Ugly Crier

[Verse 1]
G
   I know a girl who never got into choir
       G
She's such an ugly crier, she'll never be Taylor Swift
    G
And I know a girl who caught her head in the dryer
           G
Spinnin' 'round and 'round for hours, she can't get a grip
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Oh-oh-oh
             F
Even at her best, she's a constant mess
 
 
[Chorus]
G                                 C
I know a girl who can't sleep at night
Em                             D   Bb
Nothin' that she does is ever right
G                                     C
God, she's just a waste of space and time
     Em                       D        Bb
The voices in her brain on a megaphone sayin'
G          Am           Bm           C
I'm so mediocre, I'm a loser, I'm a joker
          Em             D               Bb        G
I should quit and be a broke girl, who am I tryna kid?
G          Am             Bm           C
I'm so mediocre, I don't measure up to no one
         Em              D                 Bb             G
I'm not perfect, I'm a screw up, who could love me like this?
 
[Verse 2]
G         Am            Bm            C
I know a girl who's too bitter, too sweet
         Em          Db            C            G
She's mature for her age, but too young for sixteen
     G          Am          Bm      C
With so much potential, was it accidental?
    Em          Db          C              G
And God hid it somewhere in her she can't reach
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
Am    C
Oh-oh-oh
             Am                     F
Even at her best, she's a constant mess
 
 
[Chorus]
G                                 C
I know a girl who can't sleep at night
Em                             D   Bb
Nothin' that she does is ever right
G                                     C
God, she's just a waste of space and time
     Em                       D        Bb
The voices in her brain on a megaphone sayin'
G          Am           Bm           C
I'm so mediocre, I'm a loser, I'm a joker
          Em             D               Bb        G
I should quit and be a broke girl, who am I tryna kid?
G          Am             Bm           C
I'm so mediocre, I don't measure up to no one
         Em              D                 Bb             G
I'm not perfect, I'm a screw up, who could love me like this?
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
G          Am           Bm           C
I'm so mediocre, I'm a loser, I'm a joker
          Em             D               Bb        G
I should quit and be a broke girl, who am I tryna kid?
G          Am             Bm           C
I'm so mediocre, I don't measure up to no one
         Em              D                 Bb             G
I'm not perfect, I'm a screw up, who could love me like this?
 
[Outro]
G      Am             Bm         C
I am a girl who never got into choir
    Em            Db               C           G
I'm such an ugly crier, I'll never be Taylor Swift