Strfucker

[Intro]
N.C
(Yo, imagine an album starting with this)
N.C
(Like a big breath, close your eyes and shit)
 
[Verse 1]
N.C
I'm gonna move out of my loft
N.C
And into a limousine
N.C
So I can drive you fuckin' crazy
N.C
And crash out where I sleep, yeah
Dm           C
Jesus Christ won't text me back
Am
I'll always be around, in fact
    Dm                  C
I'm climbin' up to your window now
Am
Runnin' back to you at the speed of sound
 
[Chorus]
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am G
It's nice to meet you
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am G
It's nice to meet you
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am G
It's nice to meet you
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                 Am Gm
It's nice to meet you
 
[Verse 2]
Am
Maybe I'm a soul-sucker
F
But you're just a starfucker
Dm
I signed somebody's NDA
Em
I'll go away, but LA's such a fuckin' weird place (One, two, three, four)
Am
Bet you wouldn't ask me to do that by this time next year
F
You can't hide my face but save me for a rainy day, it don't go two ways
Dm
No, I don't wanna be toxic, I just wanna be honest
Em                                                              Dm
But this shit hits like a comet and it just hurts 'cause I want it
C                                 Am
Yeah, it just hurts 'cause I want it
 
[Chorus]
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am G
It's nice to meet you
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am
It's nice to meet you
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am G
It's nice to meet you
                Dm   C
It's been a pleasure
                  Am G            Am
It's nice to meet you (That's the law of attract—)
 
[Outro]
N.C
I'm saying picture that but, like, right before things go dark