Skipping Christmas

capo: 2nd fret

[chorus]

     G            Em
Well i'm skipping christmas
    C           G
Who needs the 25th
             Em
I'm over the cuddling
    C              G
And all the stupid gifts

[verse]

G
Everybody is running around
Em
Spreading the cheer
        C
But i decided that
                  G
I'm skipping over christmas this year

G
No more mistletoe just tell
    Em
The new year i'm here
             C
Let's cut it down
                       G
And start chopping the ball

    G
I'm tired of missing out
            Em
On what the holiday brings
       C
Seeing couples in the snow
           G
Doing cute couple things

    G
I'm packing up the jingle bells
   Em
So they never rings
           D
Tell santa claus
                      G
That i'm ignoring his calls

[pre chorus]

    C
I'm always getting the worst gifts
                  D
It doesn't matter what's on my christmas list
                   C
I know it's couple season but i'm always alone
                 D
Unless you count talking to my grandma on the phone

[chorus]

     G            Em
Well i'm skipping christmas
    C           G
Who needs the 25th
             Em
I'm over the cuddling
    C              G
And all the stupid gifts

[hook]

G      Em
Silent night
G    Em
Holy night

[verse]

( shut up! )
  G
I look at all my friends
         Em
And they flying their drones
        C
Driving around in new cars
        G
Talking on their new phones

    G
But after last christmas
         Em
The only thing that i owned
      D
Was a sweater and a little
        G
Toy train ( choo-choo )

   G
My brother's girlfriend got
           Em
Him some expensive cologne
          C
My family went on a vacation
         G
But left me home alone ( not again )

  G
I spend my christmas morning talking
Em
To a clay gnome
             D
( yea he was nice but it just wasn't the same )

[pre chorus]

    C
I'm always getting the worst gifts
                  D
It doesn't matter what's on my christmas list
                   C
I know it's couple season but i'm always alone
                 D
Unless you count talking to my grandma on the phone

[chorus]

     G            Em
Well i'm skipping christmas
    C           G
Who needs the 25th
             Em
I'm over the cuddling
    C              G
And all the stupid gifts

[pre chorus]

    C
I'm always getting the worst gifts
                  D
It doesn't matter what's on my christmas list
                   C
I know it's couple season but i'm always alone
                 D
Unless you count talking to my grandma on the phone

[spoken]

( we actually had pretty good conversations )
    C
See now we're in december
And all i remember is back when it was november
Wishing it would last forever, cuz december always leaves me feeling like a grinch or a scrooge
Now i'm skipping out on christmas, ain't got nothing to lose

[chorus]

     G            Em
Well i'm skipping christmas
    C           G
Who needs the 25th ( not me )
             Em
I'm over the cuddling
    C              G
And all the stupid gifts

     G            Em
Well i'm skipping christmas
    C           G
Who needs the 25th ( not me )
             Em
I'm over the cuddling
    C              G
And all the stupid gifts