Should've Stayed In Bed

[Verse]
Gsus4
I can't listen to the radio at night
   C
I can't stop analysing lyrics even though I try
    Dm                D#      D7
And mainstream pop is just so crap
             C
When did the public's music taste get so bad
  G
I knew I had to get up at six A.M
      C
And I shoulda gone to bed at quarter to ten
    Dm7/A                     D#/G             D7/A
But watching some fat fucking frog narrated by Attenborough
       C
Tells sleep to piss off so I don't have to follow her
 
[Bridge]
      C                       C/B                  C/A     C/G
And I drank a little too much coffee to be able to sleep
G                     G/F#                     G/E    G/D
Instead just lying in bed in my own depressing heap
     C              C/B            C/A              C/G
I'll seize the day tomorrow, well, depending on the weather
   G             G/F#              G/E                         G/D
If tomorrow ever comes; getting to sleep seems to take forever
 
[Chorus]
G5
Fuck the alarm!
G5
I should've stayed in bed
     C/G
It's meetings cancelled
    C5
And plans abandoned
    G5
And pointless dialogue
    C/G
And countless sigh-a-lots
   Dm                        D#             D7
I wouldn't have missed much, missed much at all
   C                       G
If I'd have just stayed in bed
 
[Verse]
G
I've never heard so much bullshit in the phrase
C
"You never know what will happen, seize the day"
Dm                              D#      D7
Clearly you've never never been to high school
C
Constantly wasting time away like a fool
  G
I knew I'd finally be home at 5 P.M
        C
And to conserve energy, dinner at 7, 9, in bed
Dm                         D#    D7
But there's a new film out on Netflix
    C
How long before I pass out? Let's test it
 
[Bridge]
    C                 C/B       C/A   C/B
Coz nothing good ever came of today
     G           G/F#         G/E        G/D
Just watching my life fucking waste away
   C               C/B           C/A       C/B
As missed rest and moments flash before me
    G                    G/F#              G/E       G/D
And visions of alternate timelines come to taunt me
 
[Chorus]
G5
Fuck the alarm!
G5
I should've stayed in bed
     C/G
It's meetings cancelled
    C5
And plans abandoned
    G5
And pointless dialogue
    C/G
And countless sigh-a-lots
   Dm                        D#             D7
I wouldn't have missed much, missed much at all
   C                       G
If I'd have just stayed in bed
 
[Verse]
G
I can't listen to the radio at night
C
I can't stop analysing lyrics even though I try
    Dm                    D#        D7
And is there any point in trying anyway
     C
I'll have to come back eventually so I reckon I'll just stay
G
I knew I had to get up at six A.M
      C
And I shoulda gone to bed at quarter to ten
    Dm7                  D#/G          D7/A
But maybe just five more minutes would suffice
     C                                 Csus2
I'll stay here forever, that'd be nice
 
[Chorus]
   G5
So fuck the alarm!
G5                          G
Baby, I should've stayed in bed
     C/G
It's meetings cancelled
    C5
And plans abandoned
    G5
And pointless dialogue
    C
And countless sigh-a-lots
  Dm                         D#             D7
I wouldn't have missed much, missed much at all
   C                       C
If I'd have just stayed in bed
   C                       G5
If I'd have just stayed in bed
                           Gsus4
If I'd have just stayed in bed