Rockstar Sea Shanty

[Verse 1]
                   G
I'm through with standing in line to pubs I'll never get in
                C
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
  F                              G
Life hasn't turned out quite the way
                  N.C.
I want it to be (tell me what you want)
 
               G
I want a huge sail that'll hold the squalls
           C
And a big black ship with some cannonballs
F                             G
Don't wanna join Davy Jones twenty thousand
                      N.C
Leagues under the sea (so how you gonna do it?)
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
           Bb
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
          C
I'd even roll my bed and change my name, we...
 
 
 
[Chorus]
            G
We all just wanna be big rockstars
            Bb
Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
     C
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    Eb                        F
We all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
                G
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
            Bb
In the VIP's with the movie stars
        C
Every good gold digger is gonna wind up there
      Eb                     F
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blonde hair
 
         G
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
           Bb
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
         C
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
     Eb                F
Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial
Bb    C             G
Hey, I wanna be a rockstar
 
[Verse 2]
                  G
Gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
                C
Singing those songs that offend the censors
   F                        G
Popping my pills from a Pez dispenser
N.C.
(rockstars don't do mornings)
               G
Get washed up sailors writing all our songs
               C
Get washed up sailors writing all our songs
F                        G
Lipsync them every night so I don't get them wrong
N.C.
We'll sing them dusk till morning, we
 
[Chorus]
            G
We all just wanna be big rockstars
            Bb
Live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
     C
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    Eb                        F
We all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
                G
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
            Bb
In the VIP's with the movie stars
        C
Every good gold digger is gonna wind up there
      Eb                     F
Every Playboy Bunny with her bleached blonde hair
 
         G
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
           Bb
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
         C
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
     Eb                F
Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial
 
 
Bb    C             G
Hey, I wanna be a rockstar
       Eb                    F
Everybody's got a rum dealer on speed dial
Bb    C             G
Hey, I wanna be a rocksta