Non Dairy Creamer

[Intro]
E A C#m B  
(x2)
 
 
[Verse 1]
             E  A
They call it KFC
          C#m        B
Cause its not really chicken
    E           A
Hot Cheetos for breakfast
       C#m           B
Make a young student sick
            E
And did you ever think
A                   C#m B
someone is tricking you?
 
 
[Instrumental]
E C#m B A
 
 
[Verse 2]
        E          C#m
And the guy in the pulpit
     B          A
is a bigot and alas
         E
Some kid walks into my
 C#m             B
school and opens fire
A         E          C#m
Heard any good jokes lately?
         B            A
Cause we sure do need them
   E
My punk band is called
C#m        B        A
Operation Iraqi Freedom
 
 
[Chorus 1]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
        E
Are you real to me?
           F#m
Or are you non
     A E       C#m B A
dairy  creamer?
 
 
[Verse 3]
  E       C#m   B
A new love   is burning up
    A               E
for me Cause one in four
         C#m
American girls has an
B  A            E
STD And you can buy
              C#m
yourself some implants
        B           A
But you can't buy a soul
 
 
[Verse 4]
           E
That never launched
          C#m
With your chest popped out
B                 A
What are you so afraid about?
          E
With your chest popped out
C#m               B
What are you so afraid about?
A                E
What are you so afraid of?
C#m               B       A
What are you so afraid of?
 
 
[Chorus 2]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
        E
Are you real to me?
           F#m
Or are you non
     A E       C#m B A
dairy  creamer?
 
 
[Bridge]
    A
And two gay guys got
B
married That brought
    C#m           E
the family to its knees
    A
How did they blow
        B
this to smithereens?
       C#m
Just a couple of queens
B              A
  How did they do it
              B
I'll tell you now
             C#m
They brought marriage
      E         A
to an end And I found
            B
myself some culprits
     C#m
It's two young
B     A
gay Republicans
      B     E
Young gay Republicans
            B
Young gay Republicans
            C#m      B
Young gay Republicans
 
 
[Chorus 3]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
        E
Are you real to me?
           F#m
Or are you non
     A E
dairy  creamer?
 
 
[Chorus 4]
                   F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
        E
Are you real to me?
           F#m
Or are you non
     A E       C#m B A E C#m B A
dairy  creamer?
 
 
[Outro]
         E          C#m B
Mission accomplished
A         E         C#m B
Mission accomplished
A         E         C#m B
Mission accomplished
A         E         C#m B A
Mission accomplished
 
 
E C#m B A  
(x8)
 
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