Never Fight A Man With A Perm (Acoustic)

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Brylcreem, Creatine, And a bag of Charlie Sheen
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Brylcreem, Creatine, And a bag of kokain
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A dulcet man with a dulcet tone
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From a dulcet town and a dulcet home
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He hates me, I like that
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Two arms like big baseball bats
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I bark, He bites back
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A jaw like a f*ck off bear trap
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He said "these boots are made for stomping
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And that's just what they'll do
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One of these days these boots are gonna
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Stomp all over you"
 
(Pre Chorus)
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I said I got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth
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Sadly for you my last cigarette's gone out
 
[Chorus]
Em          D        Em          D
Concrete to leather, Concrete to leather
G           D        G           D C
Concrete to leather, Concrete
Em          D        Em          D
Concrete to leather, Concrete to leather
G           D        G          D C  A
Concrete to leather, Concrete
 
 
[Verse 2]
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A heathen from Eton
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On a bag of Michael Keaton
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A heathen from Eton
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On a bag of Michael Keaton
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He thinks he's suave You're not suave 'cause you
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watched Get Carter,You are a catalogue,
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plastic Sinatra, A tryhard, you should've tried harder
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Me, oh me, oh my, Roy
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You look like a walking thyroid
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You're not a man, you're a gland
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You're one big neck with sausage hands
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You are a Topshop tyrant
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Even your haircut's violent
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You look like you're from Love Island
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You stood and the room went silent
 
(Pre Chorus)
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      Never fight a man with a perm
 
[Chorus]
Em          D        Em          D
Concrete to leather, Concrete to leather
G           D        G           D C
Concrete to leather, Concrete
Em          D        Em          D
Concrete to leather, Concrete to leather
G           D        G         D C
Concrete to leather, Concrete
 
[Outro]
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I shut my mouth, Let's hug it out
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I shut my mouth, Let's hug it out
Bm
I shut my mouth, I shut my mouth