Never Been Better

Capo: 2nd fret

[Verse 1]
B                             A
You made me a stalker and a freak
                 E
A Gaslighter’s dream
                G              F#m
The girl that screams in her pillow
B                           A
At first it was torture to see you
             E
With another me
             G                   F#m
Breaking my heart through your window
 
[Pre-Chorus]
B                 A
Why, why did you lie?
            E                      G         F#m
Said if I left you behind, it’s emotional suicide
B                             A
Fine, if you’re so sure I’ll die
                E
Let’s give it a try, goodbye
            G
Cause I’m feeling like
 
 
[Chorus]
                  B
I’ve never been better
 
Stupid guy
  A
Dick head fucking waste of time
     E                        G
I’m glad that you ruined my life
       F#m          B
I’ve never been better
 
Twist the knife
A
Hang your ego out to dry
E                            G
Love to crush your delicate pride
       F#m         B
I’ve never been better
 
[Verse 2]
B                                    A
I saw you on the sidewalk one day lookin' my way
                 E
Thought about crossing the street
                 G         F#m
But then I thought, fuck that
        B                                     A
So I looked you in the eye, and smiled and lifted up my fist
E                             G
Raised my middle finger and blew you a kiss
 
[Chorus]
                  B
I’ve never been better
 
Stupid guy
  A
Dick head fucking waste of time
     E                        G
I’m glad that you ruined my life
       F#m          B
I’ve never been better
 
Twist the knife
A
Hang your ego out to dry
E                            G
Love to crush your delicate pride
       F#m         B   A
I’ve never been better
        E                             G
Ohhhhhhhhhh (I'm on cloud fucking nine)
       F#m           B   A  E   G  F#m
I've never been better
 
[Pre-Chorus]
B                 A
Why, why did you lie?
            E                      G         F#m
Said if I left you behind, it’s emotional suicide
B                             A
Fine, if you’re so sure I’ll die
                E
Let’s give it a try, goodbye
            G
Cause I’m feeling like
 
 
[Chorus]
                  B
I’ve never been better
 
Stupid guy
  A
Dick head fucking waste of time
     E                        G
I’m glad that you ruined my life
       F#m          B
I’ve never been better
 
Twist the knife
A
Hang your ego out to dry
E                            G
Love to crush your delicate pride
       F#m         B
I’ve never been better
 
[Outro]
 
Thank you for fucking with my head for a whole year
N.C.
'Cause now I know everything I don't want in life
N.C.
And I'm fucking good now
N.C.
So thank you for showing me what I’d never want again
N.C.
Muah!