If There Was A Zombie Apocalypse I'd Let My Dog Eat Me

[intro]
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If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
 
[verse]
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I'd start with the thighs where the fatty part lies
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Thicc thighs, save lives, quite literally this time
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My flesh will taste okay, my dog will eat the pain away
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Cause the whole world is dying, and I'm tired of surviving
 
[chorus]
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If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
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The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
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If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
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There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
 
[bridge]
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If there was a zombie apocalypse
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If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
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If there was a zombie apocalypse
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If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
N.C.
Temmie
 
[verse]
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I wish I had more time, but there goes my spine
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I'm not alone, because she's chewing my bones
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My body's bleeding out, she's eaten half my torso now
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Think I'm losing my eyesight, I've been here all night
 
[chorus]
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If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
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The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
Am                     F              C/G            G
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
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There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
 
[bridge]
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If there was a zombie apocalypse
Am                              F                      C5      G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
Am                     F        C5  G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse
Am                              F                      C5      G5
If there was a, if there was a, if there was a zombie apocalypse
 
[chorus]
Am                     F             C5             G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me
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The situation's dire and my house is on fire, but at least she'd be healthy
Am                     F              C5             G5
If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd let my dog eat me
          Am                           F                            C5                   G5
There are zombies full of lead, and my friends are all dead, but at least she'd be healthy
N.C.
If there was a zombie apocalypse
 
[outro]
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