I Don't Belong In This Club

capo: 4rd fret

[intro]

G  B  G  C

[verse (1)]

G
  some guy skipped in front of me
B
  can't believe i paid an entry fee
G
  and i don’t even got the energy
C
  to smile for a selfie

G
  and i know that i should go home
B
  but i'm still standing here so
G
  i guess one more for the road
C
  i wanna raise a toast so

[pre-chorus:]

G
  this one’s for the sparklers
B
  dudes wearing shades in the darkness
Em
  but hats off to the dj
C
  same song twice in an evening ( 1, 2, 3 )

[chorus]

G             B
Oh, save me ( save me )
                Em
Can't take it ( take it )
C                      G
I don't belong in this club
            B
One dance ( one dance )
            Em
No chance ( no chance )
       C
'cause i'm feeling awkward as
  G                     B
( oh ) i was waiting in line for an hour
Em
Just to get in
      C
Now i wanna get out 'cause
  G
( oh )
            B
I'm jaded ( i’m jaded )
                Em
Can’t fake it ( can't fake it )
C                      G
I don’t belong in this club, no

[verse (2)]

G
  hopped out of the uber ( uber )
B
  i was feeling myself ( goddamn )
Em
  had the polo with the bolo ( i did )
C
  with some eel on the belt ( hoo )

G
  walked up to the bouncer ( hey, what's up man? )
B
  whole squad on stealth ( i'm macklemore )
Em
  he said, "mackler, who?" ( it's me )
C
  "you gotta wait like everybody else"

G
Shoulda stayed on the sofa
         B
Forgot i hate being social
      Em
And i miss my ex-girl
                C
This drake song making me ’motional ( girl, you hurt my feelings )

G
  i'm feeling awkward as hell ( uh-huh )
B
  i only came here to dance ( wassup? )
Em
  the dj ain't playing the cuts ( no )
C
  and what do i do with my hands? ( it's awkward )

G
  roll with the punches and hold my red bull up
B
  and i toast the nights like this that i probably won't remember much
Em
  'bout to pull that irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut
C
  and the dj yells, "macklemore in the house tonight"

Ah, fu^k

[chorus]

G             B
Oh, save me ( save me )
                Em
Can't take it ( take it )
C                      G
I don't belong in this club
            B
One dance ( one dance )
            Em
No chance ( no chance )
       C
'cause i'm feeling awkward as
  G                     B
( oh ) i was waiting in line for an hour
Em
Just to get in
      C
Now i wanna get out 'cause
  G
( oh )
            B
I'm jaded ( i’m jaded )
                Em
Can’t fake it ( can't fake it )
C                      G
I don’t belong in this club, no

[bridge]

       Em
And to think that i've waited
    Am
All week ( no )
C        Em
  to get someone's
                   Am   D
Drink spilled over me ( i )
        Em
I don't care if the uber's
   C
On surge ( no i don't, no )
D
  i'd do anything
   C               D
To get out of this club

[chorus]

G             B
Oh, save me ( save me )
                Em
Can't take it ( take it )
C                      G
I don't belong in this club
            B
One dance ( one dance )
            Em
No chance ( no chance )
       C
'cause i'm feeling awkward as
  G                     B
( oh ) i was waiting in line for an hour
Em
Just to get in
      C
Now i wanna get out 'cause
  G
( oh )
            B
I'm jaded ( i’m jaded )
                Em
Can’t fake it ( can't fake it )
C                      G
I don’t belong in this club, no