Hypotheticals

[Verse 1]
         C
And if I changed my hair
         Em
And the way that I talk
         F
And if I got new friends
       G
And I cut my mustache off
      C                         Em
And I knew what to say when the conversation died
           F                             G
And I gave better compliments than, "You look really nice"
         C
And if I had more fans
         Em
And if I made more cash
         F                               G
And I believed you when you'd say I look nice
         C                            Em
And if I changed everything, yeah, my whole fuckin' life
          F
Would you please love me then?
          F
Would you please love me then?
          F
Would you please love me?
 
Please love me
 
Please love me, please love me
C      Em
Please
  F    G
Love me
 
 
[Verse 2]
         C                  Em
And if I got to see a therapist on time
      F                       G
Maybe I could write a message on first try
       C                           Em
But I waste a whole day choosing, "Hey" or "Hi"
       F
Or, "How you've been?"
              G
Or, "Is your day alright?"
       C                       Em
And if I could stop with hypotheticals
            F               G
Then this wouldn't be a hypothetical
        C     Em
But it is
          F      G
And I can't
(Huh)
 
 
[Chorus]
         C
Truthfully
     Em             F
I'm tired of being me
     G                C
It's just too exhausting
    Em           F    G
I'm such a crybaby
            C
And tragically
      Em               F
There are no real problems
    G               C
Now I have to create them
    Em          F    G
So there is a purpose to my worrying
 
C Em F G
 
 
[Verse 3]
   C                       Em
I spent some time in the promised land
       F                         G
And I spent my love on those who didn't love me back
         C              Em
And you waited here but not for me
          F                      G
You were waiting just 'cause you felt like it
            C                     Em
And now I'm so confused, what is happening?
          F
Are you staying here?
        G
Or are you leaving?
     C        Em
Say somethin'
              F         G
Say that you love me
 
 
[Chorus]
       C
Truthfully
     Em            F
I'm tired of being me
      G             C
It's just too exhausting
     Em          F     G
I'm such a crybaby
             C
And tragically
       Em             F
There are no real problems
    G              C
Now I have to create them
    Em            F G
So there is a purpose to my worrying
 
C Em F G
 
 
[Bridge]
     F                C
It's 8 o'clock and I just pressed send
        F                C
Now my text became some meaningless
   F                    C
Binary codes, just some 1's and 0's
       F                G
Until you gave it a meaning again
 
 
[Chorus]
       C
Truthfully
     Em            F
I'm tired of being me
      G             C
It's just too exhausting
     Em          F     G
I'm such a crybaby
             C
And tragically
       Em             F
There are no real problems
    G              C
Now I have to create them
    Em            F      G         C
So there is a purpose to my worrying
 
 
[Outro]
    Em     F      G
(A purpose to my worrying)
            C
To my worrying
    Em     F      G
(A purpose to my worrying)
            C
To my worrying
          Em     F      G
Yeah (a purpose to my worrying)
            C
To my worrying
    Em     F      G
(A purpose to my worrying)
            C
To my worrying
 
Em F G
C