[Intro]
(Thru megaphone) Get off the metro now!
Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam, skitzy fucking Tory cunts have come to kill me nan, whey!
E5 D#5 C#5 C#5
(x2)
[Verse]
N.C.
I got a letter from the NHS
N.C. E5 D#5 C#5 C#5
It said it's here for twelve weeks or twelve weeks or summat
N.C.
Well I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five
N.C. E5 D#5 C#5 C#5
Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five and I wanna die
[Chorus]
E5 D#5 C#5 E5 D#5 C#5 E5 D#5 C#5
In a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue
[Verse]
N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, keep your distance
N.C. E5 D#5 C#5 C#5
Woah woah woah woah woah, that's less than two meters
N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, keep your distance
N.C. E5 D#5 C#5 C#5
I said woah woah woah woah, that's less than two fucking meters
[Chorus]
E5 D#5 C#5 E5 D#5 C#5 E5 D#5 C#5
In a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue, in a Howdon Aldi death queue
[Outro]
N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, keep your distance
N.C.
Woah woah woah woah woah, that's less than two meters
Get off the metro now
I got a letter from the NHS
It said stay for twelve weeks
Now the twelve weeks are over
I'm twenty five going on ninety five
Yeah I'm twenty five going on ninety five
And I will ignite
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
Wow wow wow wow wow wow
Keep your distance
Wow wow wow wow
Not less than two meters
Wow wow wow wow
Keep your distance
I said, wow wow wow wow wow wow
Not less than two fucking meters
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
In a Howdon Aldi death queue
Wow wow wow wow wow wow
Keep your distance
Wow wow wow wow
Not less than two meters
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