[Verse 1]
B F#
It's Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents
B F#
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
G#m E
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
E
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I’ll never talk to you again
E
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F#
I'll never talk to you again
[Verse 2]
B F#
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
B F#
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
G#m E
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fucking shitting his pants
B F# E
And I'll never talk to you again
[Chorus]
E
Unless your dad will suck me off
B F# E
I’ll never talk to you again
E
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
E
Ejaculate into a sock
B F# E
I'll never talk to you again
F# B
I'll never talk to you again
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts
And now I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fucking shitting his pants
And now I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
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