Got Weird

[Verse 1]
F#m
Table for two that's all sorted
F#m
I played the man and you bought it
      F#m
We'll talk over glass like I own it
F#m
Give me an inch, I'll postpone it
   N.C.
So take a deep breath, a big stretch baby
N.C.
It'll feel like a movie (maybe)
F#m
   A peptalk in a bathroom corner
E
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
Bm
You met another
Bm
God I'm my mother
D
Think it's in my blood, yeah, I date like
F#m
Walmart bootleg boss bitch
E
Any chips or nuts for the hostage
Bm
  So what the fuck did I miss?
D
 Why the fuck did we kiss (hey)
 
 
[Chorus]
F#m
I got weird when we made out
D
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Bm
Poured a drink all over my wiring
C#7
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
F#m
   It got wеird when we made out
D
Clеarly I got shit to figure out
Bm
Baby baby, please don't hate me
C#7                           F#m
Call me up again, I won't get weird
 
 
[Verse 2]
F#m
Baby what's the deal, do you like me?
       F#m
Why do karma and girls love to bite me?
        F#m
I still wait for the pressure to ripen
      F#m
Guess hot god damn mess is your type then
F#m
   A peptalk in a bathroom corner
E
Do I down the gin, stick to water?
Bm
You met another
Bm
God I'm my mother
D
Think it's in my blood, yeah, just sit there
F#m
Tell me I'm attractive
E
 Is she a date or a captive?
    Bm
And I don't know why
D
Making out just made me cry
 
 
[Chorus]
F#m
I got weird when we made out
D
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Bm
Poured a drink all over my wiring
C#7
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
F#m
   It got wеird when we made out
D
Clеarly I got shit to figure out
Bm
Baby baby, please don't hate me
C#7                           F#m
Call me up again, I won't get weird
             D
(I won't get weird)
    Bm                  C#7
(Oh call me up again, I won't get weird)
 
 
[Verse 3]
D       Bm
 No one told me
          F#m
'Course I stumbled
            E
Where's the reference
D           Bm
 That's the old me
       C#7
God forgive her
D
 Hyped it up
Bm
  Grew a dream
F#m
   Held your hand
E
 Suppressed a scream
     D
Oh baby please believe me
          Bm                              C#7
Let's not make it deeper than it needs to be
 
 
[Chorus]
F#m
I got weird when we made out
D
What a goddamn kiss to think about
Bm
Poured a drink all over my wiring
C#7
Short a fuse, all cylinders firing
F#m
   It got wеird when we made out
D
Clеarly I got shit to figure out
Bm
Baby baby, please don't hate me
C#7                           F#m
Call me up again, I won't get weird