Fuck This Job

Capo: 2nd fret

[Intro]
A
Hey Wheeler, you're late again
A
Good, this fuckin' job sucked a fuckin' dick anyway
 
 
[Verse 1]
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This nine to five can suck my cock
A
I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock
D
Monday through Friday is a hassle
D
Everybody here is an asshole
 
A
Today's the day I grow some balls
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Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall
D
Blowin' my load in the sink
    E
And tell 'em what I really think
 
 
[Chorus]
          A
Fuck this job, Fuck you boss
A
Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss
         D
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too
           A
Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you
           E
This whole company can slob my knob
         A
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
 
 
[Verse 2]
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Without me here this place is screwed
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Y'all don't know half the shit I do
D
You shoulda understood from the get go
D
I oughta be runnin' this shithole
 
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PS. I pissed in the coffee pot
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Took a big dump in the parking lot
D
Hid a dildo in the drawer
        E
Kiss my ass, I'm out the door
 
 
[Chorus]
          A
Fuck this job, Fuck you boss
A
Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss
         D
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too
           A
Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you
           E
This whole company can slob my knob
         A
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
 
 
[Bridge]
E
I'm off to chase my dreams
E
Crush more pussy than you've ever seen
E
I guess what I really mean is...
 
 
[Chorus]
          A
Fuck this job, Fuck you boss
A
Fuck your profit, and fuck your loss
         D
Fuck you Linda at the front desk too
           A
Guy in the mailroom: Fuck you
           E
This whole company can slob my knob
         A
Fuck all y'all, fuck this job
 
 
[Outro]
A          E
Fuck all y'all
          A
Fuck this job