EP. 2: Friends

CAPO 1
 
[Intro/Verse]
 
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[Verse 1]
         E                    Asus2
I wish coffee made your teeth whiter
         E                    Asus2
I wish porn was good for your brain
         E                 Asus2
I wish artists didn’t need money
         E                   Asus2
I wish billionaires were less vain
         E                    Asus2
I wish cheese were not so expensive
         E           Asus2
I wish doing taxes was fun
         E                      Asus2
I wish one night stands were romantic
         E                     Asus2
I wish guys could cum more than once
         E                       Asus2
I wish ice cream made you more healthy
         E                    Asus2
I wish weed was good for your heart
         E                 Asus2
I wish exercise were less sweaty
         E                   Asus2
I wish drinks were cheaper in bars
         E                   Asus2
I wish we could all be less racist
         E                Asus2
And I wish the Bible made sense
         E                    Asus2
I wish phones were not so addictive
 
 
[Chorus]
                              Asus2
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
             E                              B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
         Bsus4                                Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
         E
All the time we put in
                           B
All the things that we’ve been
 
 
[Verse 2]
         E                 Asus2
I wish I had known what I wanted
         E              Asus2
I wish you had never got mean
         E                 Asus2
I wish we had started off honest
         E                Asus2
I wish I had made you feel seen
         E                  Asus2
I wish you were less narcissistic
         E               Asus2
I wish I had known how to help
         E                         Asus2
Wish you coulda seen what I loved in you
         E           Asus2
Instead of hating yourself
         E                Asus2
I wish I had met you when Covid
         E                  Asus2
Wasn’t fucking up our whole lives
         E                   Asus2
I wish both of us were less lonely
         E                  Asus2
From our months of staying inside
         E                 Asus2
I wish I were more understanding
         E                 Asus2
I wish you were way less intense
         E                    Asus2
Maybe then you could still stand me
 
 
[Chorus]
                              Asus2
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
             E                              B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
         Bsus4                                Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
         E
All the time we put in
                           B
All the things that we’ve been
 
 
[Bridge]
         Asus2           E
And it isn’t all your fault
                B
But some of it is
                Bsus4
And some of it’s mine
                Asus2
And some of it’s just
            E
Bad timing and
               Bsus4
shitty circumstances
 
 
[Verse 3]
         E             Asus2
I wish Amazon were less evil
         E                  Asus2
I wish climate change were a hoax
         E                     Asus2
Wish I didn’t have to be sad as fuck
         E           Asus2
To write my funniest jokes
         E                    Asus2
I wish you would someday forgive me
         E             Asus2
I swear I was trying my best
         E               Asus2
And I know it wasn’t an option
 
 
[Chorus]
                              Asus2
And I wish we coulda stayed friends
             E                              B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
         Bsus4                                Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
         E
All the time we put in
                           B
All the things that we’ve been
                              Asus2
And I just wish we coulda stayed friends
             E                              B
When our never-meant-to-be relationship ended
         Bsus4                                Asus2
All the life we lived and now we’re strangers again
         E
All the time we put in
                           B
All the things that we’ve been
 
         E             Asus2
I just wish we coulda stayed
         E           Asus2
Just wish we coulda stayed