Femininomenon

[Intro]
Bb7 Abmaj7
 
[Verse 1]
Eb              Cm
Same old story, time again
Ab               Ab/G     Ab
Got so close but then you lost it
Eb                 Cm
Should've listened to your friends
 Ab                  Ab/G    Ab
About his girlfriend back in Boston
Eb                        Cm
You sent him pictures and playlists and phone sex
Ab                      Ab/G        Ab
He disappeared from the second that you said
 Eb                Cm
"Let's get coffee, let's meet up"
Ab             Ab/G   Ab
I'm so sick of online love
    Bb7                Ab
And I don't understand why can't any man
 
[Pre-Chorus]
       Eb           Cm          Ab            Ab/D Ab Ab/D
Hit it like, get it hot, make a bitch, it's a fem
       Eb           Cm          Ab   
Hit it like, get it hot, make a bitch, it's a-
N.C.
Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?
 
[Chorus]
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
 
[Verse 2]
Eb                Cm
So let's say it's working out
Ab             Ab/G     Ab
You pretend to love his mother
Eb                Cm
Lying to your friends about
Ab                  Ab/G     Ab
How he's such a goddamn good lover
Eb                           Cm
Stuck in the suburbs, you're folding his laundry
Ab                     Ab/D         Ab  Ab/D
Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry
Eb                 Cm
Crying at the nail salon
Ab             Ab/D   Ab  Ab/D
I'm so sick of online love
    Bb7                Ab
And I don't understand why can't any man
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
       Eb           Cm          Ab            Ab/D Ab Ab/D
Hit it like, get it hot, make a bitch, it's a fem
       Eb           Cm          Ab          
Hit it like, get it hot, make a bitch, it's a-
N.C.
Um, can you play a song with a fucking beat?
 
[Chorus]
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
 
[Bridge]
Ab
   Ladies, you know what I mean
Eb
   And you know what you need and so does he
            Fm7
But does it happen? (No!) but does it happen? (No!)
Bb7
   Well, what we really need is a femininomenon
N.C.
(A what?) A femininomenon
 
[Chorus]
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
N.C.
Did you hear me? Play the fucking beat!
 
[Chorus]
Eb
  Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
        Eb
(Hit it like) Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
        Cm
(Get it hot) Get it hot like Papa John
        Ab
(Make a bitch) Make a bitch go on and on
        Ab/D               Ab  Ab/D
(It's a fem) It's a femininomenon
 
[Outro]
       Eb           Cm          Ab            Ab/D               Ab Ab/D
Hit it like, get it hot, make a bitch, it's a fem (It's a femininomenon)
       Eb           Cm          Ab          
Hit it like, get it hot, make a bitch, It's a fem, fem, fem, fem