[Intro]
Am F C G
Am F C G
[Verse]
Am F
I break the ice,
C G
So they don't seem my size
Am F
And I have to be nice
C G
Or I'll be the next punch line
[Verse]
Am
I'm just the best friend in
F
Hollywood movies,
C G
Who only exists to continue the story
Am
The girl gets the guy while
F
I'm standing offscreen
C
So I'll wait for my
G
Cue to be comedic relief
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Can’t be too loud and
F
Can’t be too busy
C
If I don’t answer now,
G
Are they still gonna need me?
Am
Can’t be too proud and
F
Can’t think I’m pretty
C
Do they keep me around
G
so their flaws just seem silly?
[Chorus]
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
I say I'm okay
C G
Cause they wouldn't care anyway
Am F
And I could try to explain
C
But my effort's in vein,
G
They can't relate to how
[Verse]
Am
I’ve drawn out in sharpie
F
where I’d take the scissors
C
If that’s what it took for me
G
To look in the mirror
Am
I’ve done every diet to
F
Make me look thinner
C
So why do I still feel so
G
Goddammn inferior
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Can’t be too loud
F
and can’t be too busy
C
If I don’t answer now,
G
Are they still gonna need me?
Am
Can’t be too proud
F
And can’t think I’m pretty
C
Do they keep me around
G
so their flaws just seem silly?
[Chorus]
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
[Bridge]
Am F
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
C
And it's funny when I'm the one
G
who says let's go to eat
Am
It's f*cking funny when
I'm asked to go
F
out on halloween
C
Dresses and thigh highs
G
while I hide my body
[Pre-chorus]
Am
Can’t be too loud and
F
Can’t be too busy
C
If I don’t answer now,
G
Are they still gonna need me?
Am
Can’t be too proud
F
And can’t think I’m pretty
C
Do they keep me around
G
so their flaws just seem silly?
[Chorus]
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
Am F
Life of the fat funny friend
C G
Life of the fat funny friend
[Outro]
Am
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where
F C
I’d take the scissors
I break the ice
So they don't see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I'll be the next punchline
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exist to continue the story
The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
I say I'm okay
'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
And I could try to explain
But my efforts in vain, they can't relate to how I've-
Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
Dresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
Can't be too loud and can't be too busy
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud and can't think I'm pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
Life of the fat, funny friend
I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
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