Cynics And Critics

Intro:
(Synth/Computer)
We're not cynics we just don't believe a word you say, we're not critics we just hate it all anyway.

Verse 1:
Cm
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands like this
           Ab                                Bb
Cause the rest of us are wondering what on earth we've missed.
Cm
If you’re happy and you know it stomp your feet real loud
      Ab                             Bb
The rest of could use some cheering up right now
    Cm
Oh please, shoot us up with something shiny and quick
               Ab                        Bb
We like our thrills dirt cheap and our irony thick
    Cm                                                 
Oh whatever, never mind, we’re just crying for help
                Ab                            Bb
I guess we’ll heal the old fashioned way and do it ourselves

Chorus:
Cm                      Ab
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable
Eb                       
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway
Cm                        Ab
Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught
Eb
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway

Verse 2:
Cm
Sometimes I think we push your buttons just for fun
              Ab                           Bb
Sometimes I think our kind of crazy has already been done
         Cm
We’re a copy of a copy, everything we swore we’d not be
           Ab                          Bb
Yeah, the truth hurts, but it hasn’t stung enough to stop me
     Cm
Oh please, can’t you give us something better than this
       Ab                               Bb
we’ve built up a tolerance to all your veteran tricks
              Cm
you’re busy smiling on cue, when you don’t have a clue
          Ab                          Bb
we’re a mess and we know it, we want you to know too

Chorus:
Cm                      Ab
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable
Eb                       
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway
Cm                        Ab
Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught
Eb
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway

Bridge:
Cm
if you’re happy and you know it then there might be something wrong with you
Cm
what’s the point in holding on when all of us don’t want you to
Cm
it’d make us feel better, knowing you’d be stuck forever
Ab                         Bb
sick minds stick together we can stay sick forever

Chorus:
Cm                      Ab
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable
Eb                       
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all
Cm                      Ab
Oh this is all we know, oh tragic and miserable
Eb                       
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway
Cm                        Ab
Oh this is all we’ve got, oh we do what we’ve been taught
Eb
We’re not cynics, we just don’t believe a word you say
Bb
We’re not critics, we just hate it all anyway