Cold Ethyl

[Intro with solo]
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[Intro verse]
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[Verse 1]
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   One thing    I miss
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   Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
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   We met    last night
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   Making love by the refrigerator light
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[Chorus 1]
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   Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze
                         G
          you in my arms
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   Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze
                             C
        me with your charms
C
 
[Verse 2]
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   One thing,   no lie
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   Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
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   She's cool    in bed
C
   And she ought to be...
C
  'cause Ethyl's dead
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[Chorus 2]
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   Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze
                         G
          you in my arms
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   Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze
                             C
        me with your charms
C
  Come on, Cold Ethyl
C
  Freeze me, babe
 
[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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   One thing,   it's true
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   Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
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   And everything   is my way
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   Ethyl don't have much to say
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[Chorus 3]
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   Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze
                         G
          you in my arms
Dm                        F
   Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze
                             C
        me with your charms
C
  Come here, Cold Ethyl
C
  What makes you so cold?
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  Ooh, so cold... ooh...
C
  Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
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  Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
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  Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
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  Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
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  If I live till I'm 97
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  You'll still be waiting
    in refrigerator heaven
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  Cause you're cool, you're ice
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  Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise
 
[Outro]
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