Christmas On The Rocks

[Verse 1]
            A              A7
It’s time for seasonal beer
                                B
And holiday cheer come on
 
Everybody gather ‘round
                  E
There’ll be dancing and singing
                       E7
Those sleigh bells are ringing
        D7        E           A   Gm
And everyone you love is in town
 
[Bridge]
          F#m                                F#
So for those who don’t call you on Christmas
 
Tell ‘em to go stuff a stocking
E
Everyone knows they’ll get nothing
                      D7           E
But coal when Santa Claus comes
    A
A-knocking
 
[Chorus]
    D7     E
Oh holiday shmoliday
A               F#
Wish they would call-a-day
D7
Don’t worry
E            A
You’re not alone
 
[Verse 2]
               A
Oh you’ve been waiting
            A7
All year to celebrate here
     B
With all the good people you know
     E
Been waiting on kisses on
                   E7
Presents on wishes and
D7       E            A     Gm
Maybe a little bit of snow
 
[Bridge]
       F#m
But be careful remember last time
     F#
When you gave Rudolph too much wine
E
Dancer and Blitzen ran off and went missing
   D7         E       A
And Comet and Cupid resigned
 
[Chorus]
   D7      E
Oh holiday shmoliday
A         F#
Reindeer AWOL-iday
D7         E       A      Gm
Don’t worry, never again
 
[Bridge]
F#m
So if you're thinking of staying at home
   B
To have Christmas all on your own
    B7
Well, you'd better answer the phone
         A                      E
'Cause I won't let you spend it alone
 
[Chorus]
   D7      E
Oh holiday shmoliday
A        B
Reindeer AWOL-iday
D7              E
Wish they would call-a-day
A             B
You'll have a ball-iday
 
[Outro]
D7                     E
Everyone's drunken and jolly
                A         A7
Good golly it's Christmas
D7                     E
Everyone's drunken and jolly oh
D7                     E
Everyone's drunken and jolly oh
D7                     E
Everyone's drunken and jolly
                A          A7
Good golly it's Christmas