Cest La Vie

[Intro]
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E5 A5 G5 B5
  Ayy,    uh
 
[Chorus]
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Bitch, I'm 21 but I still walk around with fake I.D. (What?)
E5               A5         G5    B5   G5 E5
Cuddle with the homies watching "Stand by Me" (Cute)
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This dick ain't free, baby, pay my fee (Bread)
E5                   A5 G5   B5  G5 E5
Let me live my life, baby, c'est la vie
Em7        Am7  Bm7    Em7          Am7  Bm7    E5
   Woo-woo,   c'est la vie, woo-woo,   c'est la vie
 
[Verse 1]
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Tall bitch, I Attack on Titan, need a fine VP like Biden
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   Trap that purp into gold like a viking (Uh)
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Double cup ice like Tampa Lightning
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  Double cup, ain't no lean
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Only sip syrup when I'm with Chief Keef
E5
Play clean, pipe Christine
   A5
I pipe correct, I'm so P.C.​
 
[Verse 2]
Em7
Go to the club and I don't even drink
         Am7                      Bm7
I don't know what to think, got a girl with me
       Em7
And we pop in the kitchen, dick on hard,
   Am7                Bm7
My nuts on a mission, I got cash
       Em7                            Am7
I got coins on my mileage, EDD, your credit looking childish
Bm7                           Em7
Your girlfriend just changed her name to my bitch
                   Am7              Bm7
She got LASIK, got nut on her iris (Nut on her iris?)
 
[Verse 3]
Em7
Board in the mom, yeah, just like a virus
 Am7                       Bm7
Tongue game nutty, I ain't talking no Cyrus
Em7
Pulled up on the booty, yeah, we some pirates
Am7                  Bm7
I don't know why, we got huge privates
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(Woah) I guess we're kinda blessed, I can't complain about it (Uh)
Em7                      Am7
Every day I get another check, I won't complain about it
 
[Chorus]
 
E5                         A5         G5   B5  G5 E5
Bitch, I'm 21 but I still walk around with fake I.D. (What?)
E5               A5         G5    B5   G5 E5
Cuddle with the homies watching "Stand by Me" (Cute)
E5                    A5 G5 B5  G5 E5
This dick ain't free, baby, pay my fee (Bread)
E5                   A5 G5   B5  G5 E5
Let me live my life, baby, c'est la vie
Em7        Am7  Bm7    Em7          Am7  Bm7    E5
   Woo-woo,   c'est la vie, woo-woo,   c'est la vie
 
 
[Verse 4]
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     Bubble bath in a bucket of cash
           A5
When your bitch said "Gravy, put it in my ass"
      E5
Let's run it (Uh) 'cause you kindly asked
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I guess I'll be a gentleman and bust and smash
     E5
But then you gotta help me smoke this gas
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And count some cash and trap some hash
     E5
And then I need a ride to my cooking class
N.C.
Gravy train "Choo-choo" on that ass
 
[Verse 5]
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Skrrt in a mediocre, whip down Fairfax
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Bitch, I'm a king, you a peasant in the barracks (Bitch)
E5
Chillin' with a pornstar, life like an IMAX
N.C.
Fuck grammar one time, no syntax
Em7
Cock real hard, yeah, I'm horny for the big racks
Am7                     Bm7
Crack my nuts, she can juice my gonads
Em7
Baby yes popstar, Selena Gomez
Am7                    Bm7
Always make big moves, last name nomad
Em7
Troll so much, made a song called "u mad!"
Am7                 
Next bar Gravy says I wrote, he mad
 
[Bridge]
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  Ooh, ayy,  baby, c'est la vie
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Finger-lickin' good like it's K. F. C.
Em7                  Am7            Bm7   Em7
I learned to count a mil' before my A  B  Cs
Em7             Am7           Bm7    Em7
Fuck your Delta-8, your bitch ate my D
 
[Chorus]
E5                         A5         G5   B5  G5 E5
Bitch, I'm 21 but I still walk around with fake I.D. (What?)
E5               A5         G5    B5   G5 E5
Cuddle with the homies watching "Stand by Me" (Cute)
E5                    A5 G5 B5  G5 E5
This dick ain't free, baby, pay my fee (Bread)
E5                   A5 G5   B5  G5 E5
Let me live my life, baby, c'est la vie
Em7        Am7  Bm7    Em7          Am7  Bm7    E5
   Woo-woo,   c'est la vie, woo-woo,   c'est la vie
Em7        Am7  Bm7    Em7          Am7
   Woo-woo,   c'est la vie, woo-woo,   c'est la vie