BATTLE OF THE LARYNX

[Intro]
D A G
D A G
 
[Verse 1]
D          A          G
Falling asleep at the arcade
D        A              G
Liquory chumps of your tongue
    D              A           G
You used all your words for a quick game
D            A          G
Blew it all before you won
D           A            G
I speak in cursive, I'm poignant, dessertive
        D         A           G
There's musical chairs in my teeth
D           A            G
Poke me to battle, I'll jump on the saddle
      D           A             G
I'll smile as you fall to your feet
 
[Pre-Chorus]
         Em                          A
And they talk without thinking, they bark while they're shaking
      D              A        Bm   A Bm
With teeth that are round and dull
         Em                               A
And they yell while they're chasing while I'm steady pacing
   D          A        Bm   A Bm
My syllables hit the floor
 
[Chorus]
     Em             A
How stupid, selfish baby
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
      Em               A
I'll wreck you if you chase me
            D                A        Bm   A Bm
But I'll be silent 'til you cross the line
    Em         A
The line, the line
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
    Em               A
So crude and selfish baby
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
 
[Verse 2]
D              A           G
Call all your guys in the dive bar
         D           A      G
They'll give you the validation
      D          A        G
Your daddy could never bestow you
        D              A              G
While bloody, they'll tell you you've won
 
[Pre-Chorus]
         Em                          A
And they talk without thinking, they bark while they're shaking
      D              A        Bm   A Bm
With teeth that are round and dull
         Em                               A
And they yell while they're chasing while I'm steady pacing
   D          A        Bm   A Bm
My syllables hit the floor
 
 
[Chorus]
     Em             A
How stupid, selfish baby
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
      Em               A
I'll wreck you if you chase me
            D                A        Bm   A Bm
But I'll be silent 'til you cross the line
    Em         A
The line, the line
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
    Em               A
So crude and selfish baby
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
         Em                          A
And they talk without thinking, they bark while they're shaking
      D              A        Bm   A Bm
With teeth that are round and dull
         Em                               A
And they yell while they're chasing while I'm steady pacing
   D          A        Bm   A Bm
My syllables hit the floor
 
 
[Chorus]
     Em             A
How stupid, selfish baby
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
      Em               A
I'll wreck you if you chase me
            D                A        Bm   A Bm
But I'll be silent 'til you cross the line
    Em         A
The line, the line
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
    Em               A
So crude and selfish baby
          D               A        Bm    A Bm
Don't you battle with my larynx tonight
 
[Outro]
 
Em A D A Bm A
Em A D A Bm A