A Nonsense Christmas

Capo: 1st fret

[Intro]
Cmaj7         B7            Em
     It's the holiday remix
   G
Ah-ah
 
 
[Verse 1]
             Cmaj7                   B7
Think I only want you under my mistletoe
                    Em                           G
I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole" (Ha, ha)
                     Cmaj7                   B7
You said you like my stockings better on the floor
                 Em                            G
Boy, I've been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal, oh (No)
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
            Cmaj7                     B7
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
         Em                           
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe" (Ha, ha)
             Cmaj7                    B7
I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree
              Em                        G
Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me (Me)
 
 
[Chorus]
          Cmaj7
You're my wish list
B7                             Em
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas
D                G                  Cmaj7
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin'
    B7
And when you're comin' down the chimney
Em              G
Oh, it feels so good
                 Cmaj7
I need a Charles Dickens
B7                                Em
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs
     G                                 Cmaj7
I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen
B7                             Em
I don't even know, I'm talkin' Christmas
           G
I'm talkin', I'm talkin' (Ah-ah-ah-ah)
 
 
[Verse 2]
            Cmaj7
I'm talkin' deckin' all the halls
            B7
I'm talkin' spikin' eggnog
            Em
I'm talkin' opposite of small
            G
I'm talkin' big snowballs (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
          Cmaj7
You got a new toy for me
             B7
I'm out here trimmin' the tree
              Em
I caught that holiday glee
             G
My true love gave it to me
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
            Cmaj7                     B7
Let me come warm you up, you been out in the snow
         Em                             
Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "Hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe"
                 Cmaj7                                  B7
And I don't want Santa's elves (Don't want), underneath this ol' tree (Tree)
              Em                               G
Here's a lil' carol I wrote (Yeah), it's about you and me
 
 
[Chorus]
          Cmaj7
You're my wish list (Wish list)
B7                             Em
Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas)
D                G                  Cmaj7
Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (Kissin')
    B7
And when you're comin' down the chimney
Em              G
Oh, it feels so good
                 Cmaj7
I need a Charles Dickens (No, oh)
B7                                Em
You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs. (Mrs.)
     G
I'll take you for a ride
             Cmaj7
I'll be your vixen
B7                                        Em
I don't even know I'm talkin' (Oh-oh-oh), Christmas
                     G
I'm talkin' (Talkin'), I'm talkin', I'm talkin'
 
 
[Bridge]
Cmaj7                      B7                               Em
     I'm talkin' (He-he-he), I'm talkin' (Na-na-na), I'm talkin'
 
(Blah-blah, blah-blah)
G                 Cmaj7
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah (Ah-ah)
B7                 Em
  I'm talkin' chestnuts (Talkin', he-he-he)
G                    Cmaj7
 I'm talkin', I'm talkin'
 
 
[Outro]
B7                                   Em
Look at all those presents, that's a big sack
D                 G             Cmaj7
Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap
B7                                         Em
Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Christ-smash"
    D               G                Cmaj7
How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast
B7                   Em
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) (Ohh)